Goosed

Goosed is a way of simply implying how drunk you are. Goose is the name of the all alcoholic drinks.

Josh: Bro im goosed asf.

On another occasion: Josh: Go get the goose. Im tryna get drunk

by shalal boy December 09, 2019

goose

the goose is the part of the body between your arse hole and your ball sac.

Gaz loves havin his goose licked by crazy geordie stalkers

by stu August 04, 2004

goose

goose refers 2 anyone who is hott and/or sexy! the longer u prolong the word the more hott and/or sexy the person is, e.g. a goooooooooooooooooooooooooose is hotter than a goooooooooose.
Goosey can also b used if u say ''sumone is goosey''

wow Cee is such a goose!shes so goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosey!
Cee is a GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE!!!!

by Mr. Azz August 07, 2006

goose

To ram a bird in the flange or mouth

"Ah mate I would proper goose her right in the face"

by [e-mail] July 25, 2004

goosed

A soon-to-catch-one variation of "owned"

After I goosed Phil's mom last night, I felt a little woozy and needed a nap.

by shrina January 30, 2003

Goose Goose Duck

An Among Us ripoff with ducks instead of astronauts. Has nothing to do with the children's game Duck, Duck, Goose.

Goose Goose Duck is a shameless ripoff

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 28, 2021

goose

an individual (usually male), that is kept around solely for the free material goods or services they can provide another individual without any form of just compensation.
i.e. pussy, genuine emotion, reciprocal behaviour

He know she ain't never givin him no ass, but he still buys her lunch evryday. That nigga is a goose.

Don't be a goose nigga, let that bitch buy her own drink.

You, is a goose.

by akiralives July 28, 2006