Goosed

Goosed is a way of simply implying how drunk you are. Goose is the name of the all alcoholic drinks.

Josh: Bro im goosed asf.

On another occasion: Josh: Go get the goose. Im tryna get drunk

by shalal boy December 9, 2019

goose

the goose is the part of the body between your arse hole and your ball sac.

Gaz loves havin his goose licked by crazy geordie stalkers

by stu August 4, 2004

goose

goose refers 2 anyone who is hott and/or sexy! the longer u prolong the word the more hott and/or sexy the person is, e.g. a goooooooooooooooooooooooooose is hotter than a goooooooooose.
Goosey can also b used if u say ''sumone is goosey''

wow Cee is such a goose!shes so goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosey!
Cee is a GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE!!!!

by Mr. Azz August 6, 2006

goose

To ram a bird in the flange or mouth

"Ah mate I would proper goose her right in the face"

by [e-mail] July 25, 2004

goosed

A soon-to-catch-one variation of "owned"

After I goosed Phil's mom last night, I felt a little woozy and needed a nap.

by shrina January 29, 2003

Goose Goose Duck

An Among Us ripoff with ducks instead of astronauts. Has nothing to do with the children's game Duck, Duck, Goose.

Goose Goose Duck is a shameless ripoff

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 27, 2021

goose

Word used to describe feeling when someone asks you to do something tiresome like retrieving the TV remote from upstairs or going to take the garbage out.
An insult to someone dumb or ditsy.
A featherd bird that waddles, honks, and tastes delicious.

"I really can't be goosed to be honest"
"You are such a goose/ you big goose!"
"The goose pecked me"

by matty July 30, 2004