by Lordoftime25 September 28, 2022
Get the King of the Goldfish mug.A Goldfish Moment™ is when someone (usually a world renowned retard), says something incredibly stupid thinking they're really funny.
by NothingButPyro January 4, 2024
Get the Goldfish Moment™ mug.The Central American practice of the insertion of a goldfish into a woman's nether-regions to induce sexual stimulation.
by Picky77 December 2, 2011
Get the Flopping Goldfish mug.by BJurv the Ambiguous May 25, 2022
Get the Goldfish mug.When a person stares in a nonspecific direction with their mouth open, seeming to not think of anything at all, resembling a goldfish. Can often be describing as zoning or spacing out, occurs much more often when under the influence of alcohol or drugs.
by Helpme_1938 September 22, 2022
Get the Goldfishing mug.a type of friend that tends to forget you exist when they make new friends, or get a new girl/boyfriend, and then come crawling back if/when the relationship ends.
similar to a goldfish forgetting something in its tank and rediscovering it after swimming around the entire tank.
similar to a goldfish forgetting something in its tank and rediscovering it after swimming around the entire tank.
“did you hear that marcus broke up with kristina?”
“yeah, he came crawling back to me after ghosting me for a month. he’s such a goldfish friend, i hate when he does this shit.”
“yeah, he came crawling back to me after ghosting me for a month. he’s such a goldfish friend, i hate when he does this shit.”
by crackerjack9 April 12, 2022
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