1. (noun) a game in which one or more players count (out loud) how many gimps they see in a day.
2. (noun) the current or final tally of gimps counted during this game
The game is played thusly: upon seeing the first gimp of the day, the player or players point at the gimp in question and loudly say "One!". Then, when another gimp is sighted, the players again point, this time saying "Two!". The game continues like this until the end of that day, at which time the final tally is stated. The next day, a new count begins.
2. (noun) the current or final tally of gimps counted during this game
The game is played thusly: upon seeing the first gimp of the day, the player or players point at the gimp in question and loudly say "One!". Then, when another gimp is sighted, the players again point, this time saying "Two!". The game continues like this until the end of that day, at which time the final tally is stated. The next day, a new count begins.
Dude, we went to the mall today and they were bringing in a busload of retards from the home. Our gimp count went through the roof!
by Sk8erboi Josh October 31, 2004
Get the gimp countmug. Damn, I just got gimp-slapped but that punkass kid!
Your ex is going out with that tool?! Man he just gimp-slapped the shit out of you.
Your ex is going out with that tool?! Man he just gimp-slapped the shit out of you.
by Troy H March 31, 2007
Get the gimp-slapmug. a school for gimps. used as an insult. i.e. you go to gimp school.
Something or some one who is crap.
Used mainly when playing mario kart.
Something or some one who is crap.
Used mainly when playing mario kart.
your dad is the head master of gimp school.
i heard you were the head boy at gimp school.
that is totaly gimp school.
where did you get your degree, gimp school?
i heard you were the head boy at gimp school.
that is totaly gimp school.
where did you get your degree, gimp school?
by alan milroy October 25, 2008
Get the gimp schoolmug. 1.Person who eats-out another's arse and, likes it far too much.
2.Gimp kept for providing rimjobs.
3.Sycophant, brown-nose, toady, yes-man.
4.Someone stupid/depraved enough to try anything.
2.Gimp kept for providing rimjobs.
3.Sycophant, brown-nose, toady, yes-man.
4.Someone stupid/depraved enough to try anything.
Even though he leads a country of 60 million people, with nuclear weapons, Tony Blair is still only George W. Bush's rimjob gimp.
by orangemash October 6, 2005
Get the Rimjob gimpmug. 1, the little clown in the circus who is the butt of all jokes.
2, can also be used as an insult
3, someone who tries to perform tricks to impress people but looks like an idiot
2, can also be used as an insult
3, someone who tries to perform tricks to impress people but looks like an idiot
by kittycat November 11, 2003
Get the circus gimpmug. A vagina.
by What... the fuck? November 23, 2015
Get the Mungey Gimpmug. “John Henry was very excited to get out on Wednesday, because as the papal gimp he usually only gets out on Sunday”
by kellyhasabowl July 2, 2021
Get the Papal Gimpmug.