Garanize

The act of turning something that was once cool or popular into something totally annoying. Also means to lie an exorbitant amount to make yourself to seem more badass.

guitar hero guitar hero guitar hero hay guys i beat jordan i beat jordan guitar hero guitar hero guitar hero i beat jordan oh god i'm so drunk i had like 4 cups of that buffalo i beat jordan guitar hero guitar hero dude i drank like 16 cups of that buffalo shit

A: hey guys how many drinks did i have?
B: only like 5.
A: shit man i better garanize it to 13 to make myself seem tougher

by cake_eater December 30, 2007

GarfieldEATS

The greatest restaurant of all time, located in Toronto.

Person 1: hey I’m craving a garficcino, wanna head to GarfieldEATS?
Person 2: hell yeah, let’s get going

by ctrlaltdeletemyexistence August 16, 2019

Garfield Lasagna

When you bake a steaming hot pan of Lasagna and fuck your cat while eating the whole thing

Jon: It's Monday Garfield! Time for your Garfield Lasagna!

Garfield: This is why I hate Mondays

by BoppinaHooker69 May 13, 2022

Garfield

1. a fatass cat, with orange fur

2. a president that has orange fur

garfield gave jon a BJ

garfield gave congress a BJ

by my appendage is big September 15, 2008

gadafi

when you shove something up someones butt

1. Yesterday I was at the fair and someone gadafied me with a corn dog.

2. Yesterday I dropped something and when I went to pick it up someone gadafied me with their finger.

by hammbone1414 August 24, 2012

Andrew Garfield

The most perfect, most cynical human being to ever grace your television screen.

Jewnicorn. He shares a bed with Jesse Eisenberg but is unfortunately in denial of such.

He plays the role of Eduardo Saverin in The Social Network in which a lot of sexual tension is held between he and Eisenberg.

Andrew Garfield is a babe.

by thescienceofseduction March 29, 2011

garabito

A surname for someone who has a really big dick.

Oh man, you really are a Garabito

by (0) (0) February 5, 2017