Gutter Bagel

A pure or soft person who is thinking about horny things. Gutter Bagels are often bottoms/brats whose mood has suddenly turned lewd.

"Hey, have you noticed Sarah is starting to act a bit lewd around you? isn't she usually wholesome?
"Oh yeah, she's definitely not wholesome. She is a Gutter Bagel."

by AggressiveCabbage June 6, 2021

stud gutter

a male's lower ab region that forms a "V" at his hips

"Damn, did you Channing Tatum's stud gutters? I could get lost in those."

by kaylambee January 27, 2014

Gutter-blasting

The act of walking past someone whilst pulling down ones pants and covering them with a spray of diarrhea poop; similar to when a passing car sprays gutter water/mud on a pedestrian. see crop dusting

Gabriel slid his pants below his buttocks ever so slyly, then commenced to shart while passing by his friend. The gutter-blasting rendered his friend completely disabled.

by m1ch43l J4cks0n December 29, 2010

Gutter-blessing

Kerbstone-shaped imprint left in a forehead after the quick lie-down necessitated by 14 or so pints of Bulmers (or equivalent). A souvenir of a trip down amnesia lane.

Now, Father, dere's a half-crown for de church roof and a bag o' frozen peas for dat gutter-blessing ye have dere.

by Dermot O'Logical October 11, 2009

gutter twink

Jockstrap-wearing, popper-sniffing twink bottoms that roam gay clubs hunting for dick. Lost causes with no jobs who somehow still afford club entry and overpriced drinks.

Often found sucking off the DJ in the club bathrooms, with their hand down the front of your pants, or crying uncontrollably in a locked cubicle.

Fuck, I just passive-inhaled a massive cloud of amyl when i walked past that swarm of gutter twinks.

by cystophora May 11, 2018

gutter wood

A person of any gender who stands on the corner of an alley with hard wood, otherwise known as an erection while hollering obesities.

Hey good looking wanna try this meat missile in your weiner coozie. Oh john stop being a gutter wood.

by bb714 February 8, 2015

gutter bump

To thrust the penis between a woman's preferably large butt cheeks. Similar to titty fucking.

I didn't get to fuck her in the ass but atleast she was down to gutter bump.

by Zsuchanuk July 25, 2016