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grundel grab

The act of a lazy masturbator, where the fondler compresses the chode area in order to divert his semen load into various, undiscovered body chambers, eliminating the need for clean up. The fate of the fluids remains undiscovered, but some scientists propose a link between grundle grabbing and chronic bad breath.
Kastura explained that his grundel grabbing was only a problem if he became violent or started missing work on a regular basis because of it.
by Ryan Ross July 29, 2008
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grab a drink

I did my homework mom. Grab a drink why don’t yiu
by Ronjohnsilver November 24, 2018
mugGet the grab a drinkmug.

squirrel grab

Grabbing another person's testicles in a malicious manner.
My brother joe gave me a squirrel grab and now my stomach hurts
by d1ck lopper October 14, 2013
mugGet the squirrel grabmug.

Ghost Grab

A term used when playing Ultimate Frisbee. Meaning the disc past through the players hand, while in the motion of catching the disc. As if they caught the disc but it slipped through their hands. (Failing to catch the Frisbee)
Person A: Okay Ben look out I'm going to throw the disc.
Person B: Okay I'm ready Winston
Person A: (Throws Disc)
person B:( Claps hands while attempting to catch the disc)
Person A: LOL you totally ghost grabbed that disc.
by Ultimate is life March 12, 2014
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ghost grab

A term used when playing Ultimate Frisbee. Meaning the disc past through the players hand while in the motion of catching the disc. As if they caught the disc but it slipped through there hands.(failing to catch the frisbee)
Peson A: Okay Winston look out I'm going to throw the disc.
Person B: Okay I'm ready Ben
Person A: (Throws Disc)
Person B: (Claps hands while attempting to catch the disc.)

Person A: LOL you totally ghost grabed that disc.
by Ultimate is life March 3, 2014
mugGet the ghost grabmug.

Grab The Lube

Grab the Lube

When some one gets figuratively butt fucked in day to day living.
Nick: What’s wrong man?
Ethan: Stock Market fell 30% today so my investments are taking a beating.

Nick: Grab the lube.
by Slabshack November 28, 2018
mugGet the Grab The Lubemug.

Grab Snog

The action of physically grabbing someone's head or face and french kissing them with force. Often happens in public situations e.g. a bar or club. In severe cases, this can be referred to as 'face rape.'
That guy totally just grab snogged me!
by ChinaDam January 21, 2011
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