Droopy sloppy gaping hole

When you leave a young girls gammon flaps droopy and gaping

I left that two year old with a droopy sloppy gaping hole

by PenileErectile_Disfunction July 10, 2024

gaping muffin

A women with a large vagina.
She tends to of been around a lot.

I banged this girl last night, almost fell in she had a right gaping muffin.

by Chavy gera February 27, 2017

gape insurance

Insurance that pays out a sum of money to the injured party in cases where an asshole becomes too loose to retain feces after consistent anal sex.

I may have to wear a diaper for the rest of my life, but at least I got a fat check from the gape insurance company.

by Jack Atrophy August 11, 2022

Unlicensed Gaping

The act of gaping holes without a license.

‘’Ey lad, do us a favour and gape my hole’’

‘’Nah lad, I got my gaping license taken off me for unlicensed gaping’’

‘’Orr that’s well shit that’’

by gaping_hole April 10, 2022

Gape date

The act of scheduling a date to engage in sexual intercourse via anal penetration with your spouse or mate.

Person 1: Wanna do anal tomorrow?

Person 2: Gape date?
Person 1: Im leaving you.

by Bjørn Kirkham April 04, 2022

Guido Gaping

When you shove your just finished pissing dick inside of a girls ass and then piss inside her asshole, then keep thrusting til you cum and then pull out and shove your cock down her throat and shove your pubic hair in her mouth.

Jesus Christ dude, she took the most bomb guido gaping last night!

by Buddy Shagetz March 30, 2016