Cottage Farter

A derogatory term used to define a homosexual male. Originated in Israel for all I know.

Meant to bring to mind the vision of a man, after having another man squirting juices of joy up his colon, being left with no choice to dispose of said juices other than to use nature's exhaust system to spray said juices, now more resembling cottage cheese, all over... wherever.

In short, a man who enjoys farting cum to celebrate him being fucked by another.

Homophobe: Would you look at that stinking COTTAGE FARTER!!
Non-Homophobe: What's wrong with you, dumbfuck? not everyone EATING cottage practices FARTING it as well.

by TomereshefF May 4, 2006

farter

British Army slang for a sleeping bag. So-called from the best method of warming the bag up...

"Right, farters out, and get some gonk"

by Champers April 30, 2005

The Tower Formerly Known as Sears

A moniker for the recently renamed Willis Tower in Chicago, formerly known as Sears Tower from 1973-2009.

Used by Chicagoans to avoid using the name Willis Tower.

Similar in structure to The Artist Formerly Known as Prince, which the music artist Prince crafted for legal reason to produce music outside the control of his corporate music label, until such time as he could regain his rightful name.

Passenger: Could you please take me to Willis Tower?
Cabbie: What you talkin bout, Willis?
Passenger: Oh, I'm sorry, I mean The Tower Formerly Known as Sears.
Cabbie: Sure.

by aslan8 July 28, 2009

forture

to venture forth to a distant destination

Let us forture to the kingdom of doom!

by DemonlyDivineDuo May 24, 2005

Unfortunate Farter

A poor person who attempts to fart but shits themselves instead.

There was an unfortunate farter in my exam hall today.

by The Ultimate Mongoose June 10, 2010

footer

In basketball, a player who is at least seven feet tall.

ROSS: Damn, I didn't know Dirk Nowitzki was a 90% free throw shooter. Isn't he a footer?

PABLO: Yeah, man, he's so long he can almost reach the basket from the free throw line.

by Jibjibjib March 7, 2012

FortePenance

A popular moderator on Neoseeker who resides mainly around the Musicians Corner and Oceania areas. Often simplified to Forte, and also known as FortePenis. (Forte meaning loud, and penis meaning penis.)

FortePenance is a top bloke.

by Elcheezo August 2, 2008