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flabbaxed

state of being flumoxxed due to flabbergastion
by mikelucky October 28, 2003
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Flubble

Gross extra fat around the midriff.

Not cute like love handles or a muffin-top. Just gross. Grosser even, than flab.
My what a big flubble butt she has.

My flubble seems to look worse today. Oh probably my time of the month.
by flubble_victim July 1, 2011
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Flubby

(Adjective) A salacious being. Someone or something that exerts a power of attraction. Enticing, sexy.
Damn, just look at that flubby body...
-Drool-
by Teh Mighty Flub December 14, 2004
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flubber nugget

1. the flabby/dangly part of a mans scrotum.
2. the very delicious meat of the nugget of chicken
3. a donkey's penis
1. Nice flubber nugget!
2. Mmm! This flubber nugget is delicious!
3. Ew! look at his flubber nugget!
by peckermom June 15, 2011
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flabbergastered

"You're flabbergastered"
by Lexa June 26, 2004
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Flubber

v. To Flubber:
1) to flop around and wallow like a pinniped.
2) the common actions of any of a number of mammals belonging to the order Pinnepedia whilst lounging around on an iceberg or land mass --or a cream colored leather sofa.
3) The act of lying on one's stomach on a couch with head turned sideways, as though looking over one's shoulder --to watch a TV that would be directly in front of a normally seated viewer on said couch-- while simultaneously shifting around and exhaling, sighing and grunting as though the mere weight of one's body was simply too much burden to bear on the gigantic pot belly and blubbery thorax.
Watching Eric flubbering around on that couch like a drunken seal is driving me insane.

"He sure does like to flubber, that whacky seal"

It takes an extremely sedentary person to flubber like that piece of shit does every day. If I were that slothlike I think I would bury my face in the couch cushions and suffocate my useless ass.

If he only had whiskers and tusks, that flubbering seal would be a walrus.
by Nemesis of The Flubbering Seal November 13, 2007
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flabbergastic

to have an unusual urge to rape a cow. also can be said as a moo-diction.
"thats bullshit" "that makes me flabbergastic"
by punchyboy23 March 28, 2009
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