A flange warmer is a persons butt crack. It is spread wide to accommodate a mans penis to keep it warm in bed during the winter months. It is more effective if the butt cheeks are gently clenched to retain heat.
I had such a cold cock last night I couldn't wait to get into bed and get my boyfriend to give me a flange warmer.
by pipesucker February 26, 2018
Chaz: Who wants to do a raid in 20 minutes?
Paolo: I'm in!
Joe: Me too!
*6 hours later...*
Flangeline: I'll do it!
Chaz: Typical. Pulled a Flange again.
Paolo: I'm in!
Joe: Me too!
*6 hours later...*
Flangeline: I'll do it!
Chaz: Typical. Pulled a Flange again.
by JRSOne October 29, 2021
The flange bat made a mess of the living room in 10 minutes.
(see the word flange as it means cunt in your dictionary)
(see the word flange as it means cunt in your dictionary)
by Betty Beefcake April 30, 2024
by dude June 10, 2003
You man has a hairy flange
by Leon quinn June 21, 2017
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