Probably the best and funniest shit ever committed on film by humanity since the dawn of history. Due to August 8, 08.
Dude #1: I can't wait to see Pineapple Express, dude
Dude #2: Why? Seth and Judd are nothing but pothead stoners with bad toilet humor!
Dude #1: *stab*.
Dude #2: Why? Seth and Judd are nothing but pothead stoners with bad toilet humor!
Dude #1: *stab*.
by Dude of Life July 4, 2008
Get the Pineapple Express mug.The Midnight Express is a descriptive term to describe the act of taking a late night bowel movement that is coupled with a raunchy smelling odor that slowly seeps outwards from the bathroom and typically results in waking up all occupants of a household.
The Midnight Express though rare, typically originates from a steady diet of junk food, taco bell, and other bowel stimulating foods. Such foods by themselves are relatively harmless however under special circumstances these foods will cascade together in an order that creates a harden plug with a toxic gaseous liquid behind it.
Once such circumstances exist, typically the “Train Driver” -the person who performs the midnight express- will experience “whistle blowing” –also called flatulence- ranging from one to three days until the plug reaches the end of its journey, which in the case of the midnight express will be between the hours of 11pm to 3am. This critical point is also referred to as the “train leaving the station” or the “All Aboard Call”.
Sometimes this All aboard Call is mistaken by the Train Driver as just another Whistle Blow which to there surprise results in either a mad dash to the bathroom or squashing allover themselves rather than the nice casual stroll. This loud trotting sound only adds effect to the Midnight Express imagery and the wet Whistle Blow is the tail-tail sign that the Midnight express is about to roll thru.
The Midnight Express though rare, typically originates from a steady diet of junk food, taco bell, and other bowel stimulating foods. Such foods by themselves are relatively harmless however under special circumstances these foods will cascade together in an order that creates a harden plug with a toxic gaseous liquid behind it.
Once such circumstances exist, typically the “Train Driver” -the person who performs the midnight express- will experience “whistle blowing” –also called flatulence- ranging from one to three days until the plug reaches the end of its journey, which in the case of the midnight express will be between the hours of 11pm to 3am. This critical point is also referred to as the “train leaving the station” or the “All Aboard Call”.
Sometimes this All aboard Call is mistaken by the Train Driver as just another Whistle Blow which to there surprise results in either a mad dash to the bathroom or squashing allover themselves rather than the nice casual stroll. This loud trotting sound only adds effect to the Midnight Express imagery and the wet Whistle Blow is the tail-tail sign that the Midnight express is about to roll thru.
I was peacefully dreaming until my roommate took a midnight express which woke me up and left me gasping for air.
After I took a midnight express it took 5 days to get the smell out of the house.
After I took a midnight express it took 5 days to get the smell out of the house.
by Fleet_Admiral September 7, 2008
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A nano-expression is a very brief, involuntary facial expression shown on the face of humans according to emotions experienced. They usually occur in high-stakes situations, where people have something to lose or gain. Unlike regular facial expressions, it is difficult to fake nanoexpressions.
Nano-expressions express seven universal emotions as microexpressions: disgust, anger, fear, sadness, happiness, surprise, and contempt. They can occur as fast as 1/05 to 1/14 of a second.
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Get the Nano-expression mug.An internet lingo created to battle the the overuse of the term lol by using different abbreviations to more accurately describe the user's expressions.
1. NL=Not Laughing. Used when a friend makes an unfunny joke but thought it was hilarious.
2. Ss=Slight Smile. Used when the user has a slight smile on their face, an expression that many people described innacurately with the term "lol".
3. Cg=Cracked Grin. Used when the user is halfway between a slight smile and loling.
4. Lol=Laughing out loud. Only to be used when the user is literally laughing audibly in a text or online chat.
1. NL=Not Laughing. Used when a friend makes an unfunny joke but thought it was hilarious.
2. Ss=Slight Smile. Used when the user has a slight smile on their face, an expression that many people described innacurately with the term "lol".
3. Cg=Cracked Grin. Used when the user is halfway between a slight smile and loling.
4. Lol=Laughing out loud. Only to be used when the user is literally laughing audibly in a text or online chat.
1. Guy A: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
Guy B: NL...
2. Guy A: That guy gets more ass than a toilet seat...
Guy B: Ss, that was slightly amusing.
3. Guy A: I smoked a pound of weed one time and pissed all over my friend's pet hamster.
Guy B: Cg, that is pretty damn funny...
4. Guy A: That chick is like a broken traffic light. Green light all the time!
Guy B: Lol, i am literally laughing audibly so that others in the room can hear me, and am not in any way just saying "lol" to show how extremely uninterested I am.
Guy A: I love how you used expressionism as a way to convey your true emotions.
Guy B: NL...
2. Guy A: That guy gets more ass than a toilet seat...
Guy B: Ss, that was slightly amusing.
3. Guy A: I smoked a pound of weed one time and pissed all over my friend's pet hamster.
Guy B: Cg, that is pretty damn funny...
4. Guy A: That chick is like a broken traffic light. Green light all the time!
Guy B: Lol, i am literally laughing audibly so that others in the room can hear me, and am not in any way just saying "lol" to show how extremely uninterested I am.
Guy A: I love how you used expressionism as a way to convey your true emotions.
by grovecityfan July 7, 2008
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by Bro Dude August 7, 2011
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Get the expressibility mug.1. An extremely potent marijuana that is a cross breed between Pineapple Kush and Train Wreck. The
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2. The best movie ever.
Dopest Dope ever smoked
2. The best movie ever.
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