1:
person1: ur mom gay
person2: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *explodes*
2:
person1: ur mom gay
person1: ur face shit
person1: ur so fat that you cant move ur fatty finger to answer me
person1: ur iq is negative
person1: *explodes*
person2: *cries intensifies*
person1: ur mom gay
person2: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *explodes*
2:
person1: ur mom gay
person1: ur face shit
person1: ur so fat that you cant move ur fatty finger to answer me
person1: ur iq is negative
person1: *explodes*
person2: *cries intensifies*
by Nexasfexashit February 3, 2019

Any ridiculous or bound-to-fail attempt to either assassinate or prank a target or friend. For example: Attempting to assassinate a person using a 50 year old pistol which has barely been repaired, or trying to prank a friend with a whoopee cushion that has holes in it.
Jimmy tried pranking me yesterday, but it was just a stupid exploding cigar.
Someone had attempted to assassinate the brutal communist dictator, but unfortunately the attempt was just an exploding cigar.
Someone had attempted to assassinate the brutal communist dictator, but unfortunately the attempt was just an exploding cigar.
by ArkySaw August 2, 2019

by PAFZ October 21, 2018

If someone's head did that when you stared at them, especially the head of an enemy, there would actually be something you could associate with pleasure from staring at someone.
The narcissist's head did not explode when her enemies stared at her. She had a face only a mother could love, yet she was the kind of person to think everybody else took great pleasure in staring at her because they loved her face too, with all it's wholesome qualities and innocence.
by Solid Mantis February 4, 2021

A Song by Loded Diper that was sung at a talent show in Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrickk Rules, The Movie.
"I Know what song we should play at the talent show!"
"What? Devil Diper?"
"No"
"Exploded Diper!!"
"Yes"
"What? Devil Diper?"
"No"
"Exploded Diper!!"
"Yes"
by MDawg1491 June 28, 2023

by PAFZ October 21, 2018

A card in Exploding Kittens used to get rid of a played card. Say this if someone uses an Uno Reverse Card on your insult, but be aware that they can say it back.
by R3Ked May 26, 2020
