Ethan

Ethan is one of the dumbest person you will ever meet. He is skinny and short. Although he is dumb, his smile is very contagious and will make you smile.

Person 1: OMG did you see that skinny ass boy?
Person 2: Yes!
Person 1: He is such an Ethan

by BeisbolDoge January 23, 2019

Ethan

EXTREEEMLY BIG PEEN SO BIG IT WILL MAKE YOU SICK. MADDDD BIIIG CHEIF.

ETHAN"S FOTO IS HUGE

by YEETUS DELETUS NIGGA April 12, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is very gay. Like very gay. If his last name starts with a p he is the gayest person in the world.

Woah He looks gay. That must be an Ethan

by Very gay February 3, 2020

Ethan

A fat fuck with no life

Ethan kys

by Fatfucker69 May 3, 2020

ethan

small hairy goblin with a miniscule cock

wow you have an ethan

by Sugmafanny May 25, 2020

Ethan

The kind of kid to start screeching and pointing his tongue out at the lunch table and pretending he's an iguana. Ethan's are usually Ginger and have zero friends. You can usually tell its an Ethan by the fact they are most likely sitting alone. Avoid Ethan.

Man- " Who is that kid smacking himself in the head with a book?"

Other Man- "Probably Ethan."

by Rude Stooge August 8, 2020

ethan

An Ethan is typically a middle school band nerd who thinks that they are better than they really are.

Wowzers that Ethan is really scaring me right now, he looks like he is about to shank me with his clarinet.

by price of rice April 18, 2017