the sexiest, funniest, most loving man on earth, amazing in bed, has a huge dick, but also just wants love. he's very romantic, in both the sexual and cute way. he loves cuddles and kisses, but when hes in the mood he can destroy your insides.
omg Eli is so perfect, hes hot, hes romantic, and has a huge dick. sometimes all i can think about is fucking him!
Eli is really funny he makes the best jokes. but he always steals all the girls.
Eli is really funny he makes the best jokes. but he always steals all the girls.
by lilfuckhead May 3, 2020
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by Gantard November 26, 2017
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that jacket is so eli
by blahblah9 February 3, 2010
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by John_samstone December 6, 2018
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