Eli

A big black Jewish Nigger that calls kids a bowling ball but he looks like yoga ball and he takes fat 13 inch cocks in his butthole

Dude Tyler jones is such a Eli

by Gantard November 26, 2017

Ely

The briefest of inklings that all is not well. Things could still be turn out to be OK but usually get a shitload worse.

"Hey Jasper, I've just had a major ely dude, have you seen the hamster since I gave the tumble a whirl?"

by Rumpo Kid July 14, 2004

Eli

not wanted by anyone not suppose to be born and not worth being born and when older will have daddy issues and turn gay

that jacket is so eli

by blahblah9 February 3, 2010

Eli

A sexy man with the best hair biggest dick ever what a lady’s man

That is a sexy eli

by Monica😉 November 6, 2017

Eli

An annoying bitch who likes dreams of fuking girls.

Omg it's Eli

by You! Sup! May 29, 2016

Eli

Eli-a wise child mostly way too educated and is mini David Attenborough. He is a master of black market deals and will scam you if not careful.
A wild Eli can not be tamed easily but will stay quiet and stationary as a battle tactic

Eli
Oh you mean lil mr scammer

by By soviet Union December 13, 2019

Eli

Eli is a fun yet chaotic friend who can go full on Toriel with the people she cares about. She’s known for her demon obsession and is into shows and films like Gravity Falls and Corrupted Love because of characters like Bill cypher and Max Lockheart.

“That girl totally just did an Eli”
“What do you mean?”
“She chanted demonic stuff at a bully and then yelled “DONT TOUCH MAH CHILD””
“Holy crap”

by Onion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! November 14, 2020