axioms of existence

don't ask me where these are from (part of some obscure theological theory somewhere), but here they are, the 4 pillars of existence, order matters:

1. love (for something)
2. absolute ethicality
3. growth
4. logic

Now, what can you do with these? Bring them up in casual conversation...and...what?

guru: these are the axioms of existence, my pupil.
pupil: um, ok, thanks! (ponders) aww, it looks like at the centre of the universe there's love!
guru: ...for something. don't get carried away romanticising. on average, there is love for life management. and, in opposition, at an overwhelming, massive proportion, there is love for experience, not for love as an experience. but yes, you seem to fall into the latter. cute.

by 1wickedestslam July 22, 2022

The most manliness man in the existence of man.

Flynn the absolute mad lad, too masculine for this world.

"wow he must be called Flynn because he is The most manliness man in the existence of man."

by lo23cem57 June 5, 2019

already-existing coffee

Also called AEC (not to be confused with AOC). Not-exactly-fresh coffee. Coffee still in the pot from the morning, or the previous night.

"Hey, you want some coffee? I've got some left over from breakfast, or I can make a fresh pot..."

"Nah, don't bother with fresh, already-existing coffee will be fine."

by skipmendler December 22, 2022

Existical

The idea of being real, or existing.

“The universe is pretty Existical”
“Oh, okay.”

by TEPtheCheese February 9, 2024

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by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

Existence

Existence is a non-tessellating fractal of truth and false

Existence is the set of 1, 0, and everything else

by midorinokame July 4, 2022

Exist

If you can hit someone with it, it exists.

Throw a rock at your friend, if they get hurt the rock and the person both exist.

"jake threw a rock at me, it does indeed exist"

by lobolge March 25, 2024