by Onetruecuck May 9, 2018
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And looks like a bobble head,
plus fat as a cow/and tries to always be the best.
And looks like a bobble head,
plus fat as a cow/and tries to always be the best.
by Evan is a cunt June 17, 2018
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by annonymous999992 November 28, 2018
Get the Evan mug.Evan has the most amazing style got them homies got bomb hair 😂 and also the black speedy Gonzalez he is the most romantic he never will leave his girl and he will love her for ever he is like fresher than yo daddy and also boss and he told to tell u all WYMN(Why You Mad NIGGGA!!!!!!!!!
by ✌🚬🔫🔥Firedoe7644 March 19, 2015
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A fucking dumbass nigger who fingers Malia's flappy puss real goo with crayons and then eats them. Evan is the type of kid to eat crayons and is usually mentally retarded in the way he acts.
Definition #2(n.)
Evan a common school boy walks from class to class looking for the wildest Malia in search of some good crayon puss. walking class to class peaking in looking for the "Malia" puss puss. If not found Evan gets über angry and speaks in a Russian accent followed by a moo. Evan then coninues to shove crayons up his ass screaming "LEAFY IS BEAFY" then Evan usually gets a new pair of over priced shoes after his visit at the insane asylum
A fucking dumbass nigger who fingers Malia's flappy puss real goo with crayons and then eats them. Evan is the type of kid to eat crayons and is usually mentally retarded in the way he acts.
Definition #2(n.)
Evan a common school boy walks from class to class looking for the wildest Malia in search of some good crayon puss. walking class to class peaking in looking for the "Malia" puss puss. If not found Evan gets über angry and speaks in a Russian accent followed by a moo. Evan then coninues to shove crayons up his ass screaming "LEAFY IS BEAFY" then Evan usually gets a new pair of over priced shoes after his visit at the insane asylum
Ex #1: You are very Evan. Stop licking the stairs you retarded cunt.
Ex #2: You act like a retarded Evan. Crayons are not food you dumbass cunt bitch
Ex #2: You act like a retarded Evan. Crayons are not food you dumbass cunt bitch
by Nigger bee October 3, 2016
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Get the Evan mug.A lil bitch ass red head that is only into bitches that don't shave and has a hard time looking "fly" in his snapchats
Guy 1: Did you hear that Evan died?
Guy 2: How?
Guy 1: His bitch the bush wookie's gucci swallowed his ass whole
Guy 2: How?
Guy 1: His bitch the bush wookie's gucci swallowed his ass whole
by PureProtein October 7, 2015
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