Evan

a fucking tossbag who fails in life. They are commonly known as boxhead/squarehead

Evan is such a twat

by EB360 January 28, 2009

Evan

White ass mothafukin small penis lookin dude

This dude an evan

by Big brat22 February 27, 2017

Evan

A stupid, ignorant, prejudiced asshole whom no one will ever love.

Charles is such an Evan!

by Slurpymuk November 26, 2017

Evans

Often used to describe a homosexual. More specifically an Evans is attracted to younger children around the age of eleven (Hence the E in evans) of the same sex. This word can also be spelled as Gevans- for a Gangster Evan.

Did you know that "Garret" is an Evans? No Way!!!!
"That dude is an evans."
"Yo! that gang on 54th street is nothin but some Gevans".

by Thomas J S January 22, 2008

Evan

He's the sweetest and funniest guy you will ever meet. He's great at guitar and will be one of your greatest friends.

"Evan is amazing"

by just that girl who like him June 28, 2013

Evan

The $exie$t man alive

Person: hey, Evan, you're stupid
Evan: no, im the $exie$t man alive!

by stuff and stuffffff May 5, 2013

Evans

A really good Trombone player, almost god- like, Masterful

"Damn, this dude is such an Evans."

by BoneGuy March 14, 2017