en temps et lieux utiles

French phrase meaning essentially, a combination of "when the time is right (for you to know)" and "if and when you will be mature enough (to know)".

son: Dad, who is Jerry Sandusky? I keep hearing his name a lot lately on Fox News. And how is it possible for a coach to be accused of something so serious?

father: Oh. you'll learn en temps et lieux utiles. Now go sleep tight.

by Sexydimma September 29, 2012

ets

everythang straight

how yo day been "ETS"everythang straight

by shay bad ass December 28, 2021

The ET manouvre

When one stretches their cockhole to an enourmous size in order to swollow another person or thing whole.

Matt: Dude did you read that ET fanfic the other day?
Chris: No, why?
Matt: That shit was fucked up they did the ET manouvre and that nigga was swallowed whole.
Chris: Dude that's fucked up.

by Inlaidflyer December 10, 2012

.9.l'antagonisme basé sur la haine et les compliments basés sur l'amour sont la notion ésotérique autour du mot « Agence ».9.

.9.l'antagonisme basé sur la haine et les compliments basés sur l'amour sont la notion ésotérique autour du mot « Agence ».9.

.9.l'antagonisme basé sur la haine et les compliments basés sur l'amour sont la notion ésotérique autour du mot « Agence ».9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 28, 2025

Klunk et

Texas Trash

Salty snack
"You gonna bring that klunk et to Thanksgiving?"

by Klunk et lover November 21, 2024

ET FONE HOME

When an old wrinkly women pesters you and stalks you for phone sex.

ET Fone Home lets have phone sex

by Carlos de la Cerda November 7, 2021

Saint Pierre et Miquelon

An island located south of Newfoundland and Labrador with a population of 6,080 as of January 2011. It is now today seen as a fantastic place to visit, and while very little know about it, those who do have been returning, concurrent visitors.

I typically enjoy watching people enjoy the views of Saint Pierre et Miquelon.

by The Canadian Textbook December 19, 2017