Ebay Pays My Bills

A delusional state.

When an eBay seller thinks they are earning a living selling on eBay. But they are not.
He says Ebay Pays My Bills, but he's sweeping race tracks to make ends meet.
by ebay_multiname January 20, 2011
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Obsessive Ebay Disorder

Constantly Buying stuff you dont need on Ebay just for the hell of it.
My co-worker has Obsessive Ebay Disorder, a.k.a OED he is always looing for deals on Ebay just for the hell of it.
by CB2k10 August 06, 2010
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ebay witchhunting

(verb) the action of searching for something on eBay and continuing to search for the item at the lowest price and distance possible
I went eBay witchhunting to try to find a Nintendo Switch for $200.
by UrbanCommision April 23, 2017
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ebay fucked

1. Buying something of ebay, and not receiving the item.

2. Buying an item on ebay, and not receiving the item as described.
Hey man I just bought an Ipod for 20$ then a week later I realized that I got ebay fucked.
by 14runningman August 08, 2011
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eBay Whore

An eBay whore is somebody that sells their virginity on eBay, or just practice prostitution on eBay.
Did you hear that Jen lost her virginity?
Yeah, she sold it on eBay like a real eBay whore
by Kayesevy May 12, 2020
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Ebay

A place where everything that fake is sold
Sara: “did you see my Gucci belt!”
Rose: “ yeah is it real!”
Sara: “nah got it from eBay
by Rxixeiejskssm March 14, 2019
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