eBay-new

When something just barely passes as being in a "new" condition or looks tampered with but still in original packaging.

person 1: wow are those shoes new?

person 2: Yea they just came in the mail, but when I opened the box the size and price were ripped off the box and there was a little dirt on the bottoms.
Person 1: oh... so they're eBay-new? but they nice doe.

by Joey Bag's of Donuts September 12, 2016

ebay witchhunting

(verb) the action of searching for something on eBay and continuing to search for the item at the lowest price and distance possible

I went eBay witchhunting to try to find a Nintendo Switch for $200.

by UrbanCommision April 23, 2017

eBay account

Someone that performs worse than their elo. An outdated term that has mostly been replaced by saying someone is boosted

"Please stop feeding mid"
"Don't even bother, he's playing on an eBay account"

by Eggnivia February 20, 2018

eBay account

An oldschool term used for people that play worse than their elo in competitive games because they are using an account that they bought online. This term has mostly been replaced with the term boosted

Xayah: Mid please stop feeding
Rek'Sai: Dont bother, its an eBay account

by Eggnivia March 4, 2018

eBay shower

The type of shower you take when your going to meet a hook up where you are washing, shaving and exfoliating parts of your body you didn’t even know existed.

Just took an ebay shower to meet up with that guy from the mall earlier.

by StephieJayyy September 2, 2019

eBay Whore

An eBay whore is somebody that sells their virginity on eBay, or just practice prostitution on eBay.

Did you hear that Jen lost her virginity?
Yeah, she sold it on eBay like a real eBay whore

by Kayesevy May 12, 2020

the ebay disease

A term used to describe when people buy stuff on eBay that they really, really, really don't need.

We had to freeze his account because he suffered from the ebay disease.

Back when I had no job, I spent a lot of time on the internet and soon got the ebay disease. Now my house is full of crap I have no use for, it seemed like a good idea back then.

by MoFo2 January 29, 2006