Beau Fitzgerald (born 1995 in Port Lincoln SA) uses this phrase all the damn time, and we still have no clue what the heck it means.
by NOP_10_NOP April 29, 2016
Get the roger dodgemug. by Phosplelonagen May 15, 2018
Get the bird dodgedmug. A game (for men) where you masturbate sitting up and right before climax, point the tip of your dick up at your face and try to dodge your cum as it shoots up at your face. Edging yourself adds difficulty.
Yo, I was playing Dodge-Balls last night and totally jizzed in my own mouth!
You guys coming to play Dodge-Balls tonight? It's gonna be a BLAST.
You guys coming to play Dodge-Balls tonight? It's gonna be a BLAST.
by J'Cari October 2, 2021
Get the Dodge-Ballsmug. The act of dodging the splash of the toilet water after aggressively dropping a "bomb" of a poop. The poop was likely brought on by a large consumption of food of the greasy, spicy, and/or protein rich variety (or just gluten?). The use of this technique applies to the home or public facilities, but especially porta-potties in an attempt to avoid the "blue burn".
(P1) "Man I had the worst case of blue burn from crapping in a porta-potty the other day" ... (P2) "Dude ... just drop and dodge ... you get extra time delay in a porta-potty".
by Fecal Pharoah October 8, 2017
Get the drop and dodgemug. When your lady is on the rag and totally bugging you with her attitude and chewing you out for her time of that month and you sneak or avoid her calls or texts all day
"Hey what are you up to today dude?"
"I'm just blood dodging bro, my chick is tripping all over stupid shit I said to her."
"Oh man, good luck!!"
"I'm just blood dodging bro, my chick is tripping all over stupid shit I said to her."
"Oh man, good luck!!"
by Sofakingsaiyan December 11, 2019
Get the Blood dodgingmug. A mid-sized family car made by Dodge from 1995 to 2006. The car was redesigned in 2001. It was a badge-engineered version of the Chrysler Cirrus and Plymouth Breeze (which began in 1996) in its first generation. The three were known as The Cloud Cars. It was a badge-engineered version of the Chrysler Sebring in its second generation. In other words, it was the same as these cars but with a Dodge logo. Nothing fancy, but a generally reliable car that may have some problems with struts. A common defect on the first generation model was that the hood would start to rust prematurely. The second generation had some issues with the 2.7L. Any Stratus engine has an unusually high-pitched recognizeable sound while running. Overall, an underrated car that gets you where you need to be and should last awhile, despite some quirks.
Why is that Plymouth Breeze so rusty at the end of the hood? -Ahem. Dodge Stratus. Nobody knows. They just do that. -Would you like to buy this Chrysler Sebring sedan from us today? -That's a Dodge Stratus! -Same thing! Shhh, if you make me look like a fool, I won't give you a good deal!
by Cloudcarman July 1, 2011
Get the Dodge Stratusmug. THE GREATEST CAR EVER!!!!! I have an '01 ES, 2.7l V6, gold, 100,000 miles, mint condit. That's how I roll.
by mikethemanjr December 3, 2007
Get the dodge intrepidmug.