Dizzy Dab

Dizzy Dab is a 50/50 split of both weed extract (dab) and speed (meth). Take weed and speed and cook until both substances are liquified. Let mixture re-coagulate and the fire away.

Legend has it ,
Dizzy Dabs were discovered somewhere on the western plains, around the border of Colorado and Nebraska,….or possibly Kansas.

Apparently two disheveled nomads who had been wondering the plains while whacked-out on some pretty decent liquid LSD. One nomad says “hey man you have some meth right?” The second nomad responds with” Ya bro of course I do. How would we survive without Speed and Weed? It right here in my pocket with these dabs your mother gave us” as he put his hand in his pocket and he suddenly realized what had happened “shit fuck mother fucker the speed is now mixed the in weed. What in the hell are we gonna do?” The other nomad responds “Take a torch to it”
“Holy fuck bro that was the best goddamm hit I’ve ever had in my life man. No shit it’s like functioning while completely stoned what could be better?”
Holy fuck those dizzy dabs sure are the panty dropper. I hit it one time next thing I knew I was on the train to pound town. I told them boys I was not a whore, one of them said “I got a half gram of dizzy dab that says you are”. Sure as shit next thing I knew pipe down legs up………..
by Da UrbanCowboy May 31, 2023
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Dizzy Broad Syndrome

Is a term used for women who are so delusional and contradictive you could lose brain cells by talking to them.
Woman: Melanie got Dizzy Broad Syndrome, she's still complaining about being single, but a guy last night walked up to her at the club and asked her for her number.

Example 2:

Man: My girl keeps asking for us to build trust but she still goes through my email and texts

Example 3:

30yr old Woman: I'm a Queen and a Boss Chick I deserve to treated as such!
Leaves her parents house & gets on the bus to go to her job a McDonald's
by DMAN est. since 1997 November 28, 2021
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Bangin on the dizzy

To be 'banging/ knocking on the door'.
6:50 a.m., I'll be "bangin on the dizzy".

I "bang dizzys" all day.
by Mr.Cookookachu June 15, 2010
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dizzy donut

We all have dealt with this annoying, test of patience. The dizzy donut is what we see in the middle of the computer screen while we are left in limbo, waiting for these fast computers to catch up with our powerful human brains.
The creator of the "dizzy donut " needed something to complete his software, thanks to his dog chasing it's tale that day, to inspire him.
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Dizzy drunk

Someone who drinks and gets sleepy soon after.
Maigge was dizzy drunk last night that we had to grab an Uber to put her to bed .
by Rv_skiller November 06, 2022
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sock dizzy do

Person 1: Hey do you want to hang out later. Maybe we can sock dizzy do? 😏
by gæ.bitch123 July 08, 2021
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dizzy

dizzy is a theft
by dizzylame February 15, 2022
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