Dexter

Who people say they definitely don’t want to be, as they bother you everyday and act super immature. They are considered picky eaters and sometimes a carbaterian

Hey, you wanna hang with Dexter? Dexter, the annoying guy? Aw hail nah

by Jeffygranny August 3, 2021

Dexter

A God that is better than a evantii

Dexter is better than evantii at life

by Dexter_0 November 10, 2022

Dexter Holland

Before he made Pretty Fly for a white guy, he made Come Out and Play, which must be about his extensive experience with life on the mean streets of the same Compton he's trying to make fun of other white guys for when they dress up in Fubu and shit like that.

Dexter Holland is a poser trying to call somebody else a poser.

by Solid Mantis October 15, 2020

lexter dexter

Someone who bullshits or lies about everything he or she says. They will also ditch you and make up an excuse why they weren't there.

Joey: (on the phone): Hey Billy what time are you going to meet me at the bars?

Billy: I should be there after I get back from the game.

:::hangs up:::

Joey (to Penny): He better not be lexter dextering again!

by Yazthee12 November 15, 2007

dexter daddy

the funniest man on urban dictionary to exist, absolutely LOVES dexters and ABHORS axels.

"Wait! That guy just punched my friend Axel!"
"Oh that guy is a Dexter Daddy!"

by anonymous February 3, 2021

dexter

man that is the best at geometry dash and his dick is pretty big

did u see dexter today he showed me his geometry dash

by ruburmom December 4, 2021

Dexterity

Something that you should never level up. And if you do, never tell anyone.

Person 1: Hey, I leveled up my dexterity to wield the uchigatana!
Person 2: *beats up person 1 for being a pussy*

by Zaite January 19, 2024