A saying used when things are going ridiculously against your favor; often so bad that it is comical.
The term was coined by the staff at a popular mexican restaurant chain in Newington, NH, USA.
The term was coined by the staff at a popular mexican restaurant chain in Newington, NH, USA.
Example 1: *An entire pack of sour cream explodes on the floor and you have to clean it up*
“Dear diary”
Example 2: *You are running late for your appointment, and once you get in your car and start it, you realize you are out of gas*
“Dear diary”
“Dear diary”
Example 2: *You are running late for your appointment, and once you get in your car and start it, you realize you are out of gas*
“Dear diary”
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The mailman from welcome home!
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Dear Universe, we need to leave!
Dear Universe, I beg you that we don't have to work today.
Dear Universe, wtf is happening?!
Dear Universe, I beg you that we don't have to work today.
Dear Universe, wtf is happening?!
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