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Dante

Dante is a sexy handsome man smells great has lots of money (MASSIVE COCK full size when he was born out the womb) muscular great at all sports pulls bitches ( hella bitches)
Wow was that Dante he’s so handsome sexy strong rich massive cock, etc
by DefinitelynotDante July 22, 2022
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Dante

A Small but very cool man he is a great friend but sometimes he does act like a dick he is a man and an animal and a monkey he is very good at fortnite but also he is very energetic he likes to jump on people and put then on the ground he is 4"11 feet
1: do u know Dante
2: yes he is a very good friend
by Casey Meel May 24, 2022
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Dante

a fast eating beast, she likes to feast.
her birthgiver (Olg), the devil of all created an army of mixed children. They were born and raised under Spanish roof with no food existing in this household. You often find Dante at the Curtis headquarters where snacks will be found (cosmic brownies) she scares cats and has fidgeting issues. “Dante pass the hoagies”
Dante: movie character (bolloywood)
“Hey Dante, can I come over tonight for food?”
by bhdhdhdhdhdjdjdjddj November 9, 2021
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Dante

He is a white male, with a 2.5 mm shlong and he wears glasses, as well as plays puck. He keeps a gun under his bed, and his great grandfather is dead. He is funny, and he owns a $15 highlighter which can be easily mistaken as a vaporizer. But don’t be fooled....it’s not. His friends name is tye-dye, but his name is short for boobs, and he owns a wife.
Wooooow look at Dante and his shlong!

Dante likes his wife’s DSL’S
by Anonymous.04 July 19, 2021
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Dante and Linde

wow u two are Dante and Linde
by lalalapizza September 27, 2020
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Dante

A massive douchebag. A hot boy with really cute and attractive features and a hot voice, but will most likely end up cheating on you and telling you that he was talking to other girls behind your back the entire time. The worst personality on earth. Will always respond dry and most likely leave you on delivered for weeks even while in a relationship.
person1: Damn that Dante boy is cute asf

person2:hm yea, but he has the worst personality on the planet.

person1:you're right nevermind
by alissia is big LFMAOA June 29, 2021
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dante

sexiest guy in teh world no one is like hm hes the most perfect human being
dude dante is so hot and perfect
by twdgbetter December 22, 2023
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