Cosenti

A form of buddha. It is round, fat, lucky, but funny. Aww yeah.

Katy Perry loves achieving Cosenti.

by ladeedaaa June 25, 2008

Closet Cobbing

The act of eating corn on the cob whilst in a closet. People do this based on the common fear that eating corn on the cob in public is messing and embarrassing, especially when pieces of corn juice fly out of the corn and hit someone in the face. Therefore eating corn on the cob is best enjoyed when one is away from others, or in a closet.

"Man, I would eat this corn on the cob, but there are like all these hot chicks around. I might as well go closet cobbing!"

by the cobber o' closets August 23, 2009

Closet Coldplayer

a Coldplayer who secretly loves Coldplay.

This person will listen to Coldplay and love it but deny that feeling due to the fact that they think, the very wrong fact, that Coldplay is supposedly gay.

They will deny the fact that they like the music but when played they will sing along, tap their foot, or any other action that shows their likeness to it.

Jim says that he hates Coldplay but with tapping his foot and humming the beat, i can tell that he is a closet Coldplayer

by Coldplay Jockey November 18, 2010

Closet Cleaner

One who licks anuses in a sexual manner.

See also: clean my closet

You can tell that bitch is a closet cleaner.

She’s a closet cleaner so don’t order the chalupa.

by Hoebagwords February 17, 2019

Closeted loli lover

When you don't want to admit i, but you like loli's.

Alexis was a closeted loli lover.

by THE BADAPPLE 66 April 21, 2021

nutty comet

When you poop into an oversized tube sock and then smash it into someone's face at full force.

I stole Jeff's bike again and he gave me a nutty comet out of the blue.

by zhendo April 17, 2008

kpop closet

when someone’s into kpop, but not ready to admit it yet

“yeah they really liked Seesaw, they even listened to it more than once but they’re still in the kpop closet so they’re not going to admit it”

by meaghaehn August 11, 2019