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black don't crack

Term used for the description of why Afro-Americans rarely look thier age.
Reason, because black don't crack
by Cletistman July 23, 2008
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Step on a crack, break your mother's back

This is an old children's game, anyone who trod on the cracks between the paving stones was out, until only one player was left, he or she was then declared the winner.
Step on a crack, break your mother's back– Most of us know the old rhyme “Step on a crack, break your mother’s back.” Whether the rhyme is the cause of, or a result of, this superstition is uncertain, though belief in it persists in many people today, even if subconsciously. Come to think of it, avoiding sidewalk cracks is probably a good policy for anyone who wants to avoid tripping.
by WormBrian October 25, 2009
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crackalakin

When used with the word "what's," is used to ask "how are you?" or "what are you doing?"
Howito: What's crackalin'?
Buraku: Oh, not much.
by babaloulou November 12, 2003
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crack

'Freebased' cocaine.

What is popularly known as 'cocaine' is actually the chemical compound 'Cociane Hydrochloride'. This substance is nuetral, the 'Cocaine' part being a base and the 'Hydrochloride (Hydrochloric Acid)' being an acid. It is impossible to smoke Cocaine Hydrochloride because upon being heated, it simply decomposes.

So, some brilliant dopehead realized that the way to make it possible to smoke Cocaine is to 'free the base'. To do this, you mix 1 part cocaine and 1 part baking soda (carbonate of soda) with water. The hydrochloric acid detaches from the cocaine in order to react with the baking soda, producing water vapor and salt. Wait for the water to evaporate, and you have a 'rock' or crack, usually white, yellow, or pea-colored. You will wind up with slightly more crack than you had cocaine.

Street-crack is usually adultered and contains many chemicals in it besides freebased cocaine. To at least partially remove these chemicals, set your rock on a hard surface, heat with a lighter until melted, and then scrape off your slightly more pure crack with a razor blade when it dries.

Crack is much more addictive than cocaine, because it absorbed faster. The lungs have a much larger surface area than the mucas membrane of your nose, so immediately after taking a hit of crack, you'll get the high. It's gone almost as fast, leaving all the dopamine in your nerve synopses screaming "MORE CRACK!" You will then smoke more crack. Unless you are a millionaire, you will probably run out of crack before you die of chronically high blood-plasma levels, so you will most likely start off by selling all your clothes and your house, before resorting to crime and prostitution in order to get a fix.

Have fun, kids.
In a famous study, a chimpanzee hit a lever to get a hit of crack. After the second hit, he had to hit the lever twice for a single hit. After that, four times, and after that, eight times. The chimpanzee eventually hit the lever over 30,000 times for a single hit of crack. Then he died.
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crack fox

an animal comonly found in piles of rubish bags. has suringes for fingers and is bent on getting its hands on shaman juice.
"to get Naboo out of execution we have to get the shaman juice from the crack fox"
by Big Mac Combo October 22, 2008
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Crack

(Adj.): Synonym for the slang use of "crazy"; wild, entertaining; of a nature that is indescribably cutting-edge
"That Cirque du Soleil show was absolutely crack!"

"Yah. It was pretty crazy. Now Miles Davis's "Bitches Brew"--this jazz is crack, all over the place.
by Nietzschehope June 20, 2008
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Crackalackin'

Coined by hip hoppers and urbanites alike, this term is often referred to as a snoopism though its origins are unknown. It's an upbeat way of asking someone how they are doing, and may cause one to crack a smile in response.
Yo, what's crackalackin'!?

How's it crackalating'?
by 3m3rson April 1, 2004
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