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coffee babe

The now standard practice of hiring acceptably hot babes to serve your coffee at those quickie espresso drive-thrus like Dutch Bros. They're bubbly and hot enough for a little happy flirting while you wait (good up-sell and tip inspiration) but not so hot that you're distracted from ordering. Also known as coffee candy or drive thru hotties.
Mark: Dude, I love the coffee babes at Pony Espresso!
Tony: I know! There's one exceptionally hot hottie at the Dutch Bros on W 11th who started attracting a crowd. She'll prolly get fired, yuh.
Mark (sad): Yeah.
by j-geek March 24, 2008
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Hartford Coffee

Named after Hartford, the capital of CT.

When you fill a coffee cup up with urine and leave it in the bathroom.

Alternatively, a mixture of blonde roast coffee with urine. Salty coffee with a hint of citrus also works a substitute, and is the variety sold in cafés.
Person 1: Somebody left this cup of coffee in the bathroom.
Person 2: Maybe its a fresh brew of a Hartford Coffee.
by Leuman September 30, 2022
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Todd the coffee

To pour the strongest portion of coffee from a drip coffee maker pot before it has finished brewing.
by TToddTodd's friend May 18, 2016
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coffee chats

Person A: "I'm going to reach out to my favorite startup founder to hear her insight and to develop a friendship"

Person B: "You should invite her out for a cup of coffee. Coffee chats are both casual and professional. But don't go where they play elevator music."
by Priyana July 22, 2018
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Coffee talk

Coffe talk- things not important enough for a biography, yet too important for text.
Let’s save this for coffee talk
by Realcoffeetalk June 24, 2018
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Brew the Coffee

An oral sex act in which a female is kneeling in front of a standing male performing oral sex on his unit, all the while the male holds the nose of the female pulling her farther onto his unit. This act is done correctly if the female begins to make a sound as a coffee maker brewing the coffee.
Mike: "Honey, I know its late and we are both tired, maybe if we brew the coffee we can stay awake and watch the last ten minutes of Golden Girls"

Tracy: "Sure, now the question is, how do you like your coffee? Sweet and creamy? "
by jonnydeanevoss February 6, 2010
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Coffee Lag

The duration between the first sip of coffee and the body's reaction to caffeine. Generally, the speaker forces actions/words to come out faster than neural transmission without the aid of a catalyst (i.e., caffeine).

Though applicable throughout the workday, coffee lag is especially perilous during the early hours, such as the morning commute, team meetings, and pseudo-serious conversations about life.

Symptoms include rambling speech, awkward gestures, and grand delusions of vacation (often resembles daydreaming). Note: coffee lag in an attractive person can be misdiagnosed as a hot mess.
Bob: "...and-when-I-go-to-desk-I-make-copies-of-things-where-I-think-that-we-need-to-see-more-of-each-other-and-I-know-you-like-me-but-I'm-still-working-and-need-more-time-to-get-these-forms-back-to-you..."

Jane: "So what I think what you're saying is that you need a deadline extension...?"

Bob: (sips coffee)

Jane: "I'll just come back after your coffee lag wears off."
by TexicanAg01 December 8, 2010
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