santa claus moment

When a small child sits on Mankind's lap, causing him to realize his life calling as a Santa Claus.

"You had a Santa Claus moment," said an already living Santa Claus to Mankind. -from the documentary I am Santa Claus. 2014 .

by ElGatoGuapo October 12, 2017

Mrs. Claus

A sex act wherein a person with a penis jacks off and cums onto the forehead of their partner.

Colston was bored with just cumming on his girlfriend's back, so one day, he decided to give her the ole Mrs. Claus.

by notmyrealnamebeech December 14, 2019

santa claus

that guy on to cath a predator who always gets away

chris hansen: aw man i wanna catch santa claus but hes too fast

by mr binoculars December 15, 2020

Claus

To Claus is to steal or rob.

Nico Claused Ostin's Pencil Case

by Ostin Bregon June 14, 2022

Ozempic Santa Claus

When a billionaire spends too long in the K-hole

Wow, when that rocket guy finally made it back, he looked like an Ozempic Santa Claus

by NotHalfBad333 December 27, 2024

Santa Claus

A fat jolly man who eats all your cookies and gives you presents, don't give him cookies!!!!!!

ugh Santa Claus is such a fatty

by Gabilit October 24, 2018

Operation Santa Claus

Secretly placing tracking devices in 500 different gifts, then dropping them off at all the registered Toys for Tots bins in the State of New Jersey. Next, sit back and watch.

Operation Santa Claus was a slam dunk, since the tags wouldn't be discovered until the operation was over.

by Tin Man 8 October 30, 2022