casper cock block

The action of cock blocking someone who has no chance at getting the girl anyways.

Sunny decided to casper cock block Alex the Douche. Even though Sunny is a dick for cock blocking, it was funny.

by SunnyPaFuckingtel September 28, 2008

thunder clap

When a man is a.) naked or b.) wearing clothing that is non-constraining on the crotchal region, and he begins pelvic thrusting with such violent determination that his scroat (scrotum) begins to repeatedly smack audibly againnt his chode/taint/chonch.

Honey, stop that! Your thunder clap so goddamn loud it's going to wake the neighbors again.

by Masterclapper October 19, 2006

Clap nuts

When ones nuts(aka. testicles) collide with ones leg creating a loud "clapping" sound.

Look, there goes Steve. He has "clap nuts"

by Logan May 24, 2003

Bearcat Clap

The name for a supposed strain of chlamydia that originated in Maryville, MO.

I'm going to the 'ville tonight to get some pussy.

Watch out for skanks with the Bearcat Clap!

by handpluckedking May 21, 2009

Caspering

The art of ghosting someone in a friendly way. When you don't have the heart to full on ghost them, so you start cutting and reducing all interactions until they take the hint and give up.

Take forever to reply and only give short responses that can't lead to further conversation.

Similar to gas-lighting but without the intention of possible future interaction. Letting someone down gently.

Friend: how did it go with that girl

You: she's nice but I don't want to see her again so I'm caspering her til she takes the hint

by JasperTheFriendlyHost December 10, 2019

Caspah

Caspah is a bleaching cream that specializes in lightening different skin blemishes such as the intimate area, scar, dark underarms, birthmark, hyperpigmentation, age spots and all purpose skin lightening.

My girlfriend uses Caspah intimate lightening cream for anal bleaching.

by Caspah.com August 11, 2010

clap trap

The vagina and labia of a promiscuous woman, especially one growing chlamydia.

Your sister's crotch is a smelly clap trap and makes more cheese than Wisconsin.

by JoeyMaximus February 25, 2003