butt cigarette

Butt Cigarette a cigarette smuggled into jail or prison that has been concealed in one's butt.
Prisoner, "Boy I could really go for one of those butt cigarettes right about now".
by Willya-Dikfit April 02, 2020
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Cigarette pinch

The action of pinching a girl's nipple between your fingers in a manner similar to holding a cigarette.
If you cigarette pinch my nipples one more time, I'm going to digit punch you. (See "Digit Punch")
by Sam Squared September 20, 2015
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Cigarette machine

Performing a hand job in a male who is defecating.
It is like a cigarette machine. You pull the rod and the pack falls out only this time it is a brown surprise
by Juan Tolchez February 04, 2018
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banana cigarette

1) A Japanese clothing shop, affiliated with ANAP clothing.

2) A blowjob. (Or at least, that's what comes to mind when looking at the ad for the Japanese clothing shop, which shows a girl sucking on a finger and winking.)
Wow, you should have seen that clothing ad for the new shop at SMARK. I think someone must have missed the idea of 'subliminal advertisement' because the model looked like she wanted to smoke a banana cigarette instead of shop at one.
by Nerdlass June 27, 2010
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Cigarette rich

Having more than one pack of cigarettes, usually when buying in bulk from a city with lower prices.
Do you want a cigarette? I'm cigarette rich after coming back from down south.
by tokyo_rockwell December 03, 2010
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cigarette load

a small explosive designed for cigarette insertion (hemostat or tweezer helpful!)

-about 1/4 the thickness of a wooden matchstick, and perhaps 1/4" long. -i haven't seen them in years...they were sold in "novelty shops"! (maybe ebay??)

these things are an absolute 'laugh riot'!!!

you grab a smokers' cigs when they hit the 'bowl' etc, then put one of these about 1/4" into the cigarette. several minutes later, you hear 'POW'!! and the smoker is left with a filter in their mouth looking dumber than hell, with cig particulates all a-sunder!! -ITS' FUNNIER THAN CRAP!!

i once saw one go off in a "titty bar", the whole place exploded in laughter, -man, it was funny!!

i've seen moms get gotten, stuffy businessmen, etc! -it helps to be around! -if the smoker leaves, they'll tell a tale later about how the cig blew up when they were alone! -thats' no fun!!
we put a cigarette load in mike's cigarette, it went off when he was 'working' the jenkins babe! -man, was he pissed!!

cigarette loads are a 'grand' and beautiful thing!!
by michael foolsley January 27, 2011
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Analog Cigarette

A retarded term used by those attempting to describe conventional cigarettes. These people are completely ignorant to what "analog" actually means.
After I quit analog cigarettes, I started smoking electronic cigarettes.
by stratsplooger November 17, 2011
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