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chord

When a mans penis is wider than it is long!
I heard that Bailey bloke had chord
by Luke Lee June 26, 2006
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Cherds

Johnny asked Billy if he wanted to go pop some cherds after school
by Eastlaxer42 November 24, 2011
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Gears of Chores

A sticky situation in which a nerd must decide between the popular video game Gears of Wars and household chores, usually enforced by the nerd's mother.
"DWAYNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNE"

"Yo."

"WHATCHA DOING, DWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYNE?"

"Playing Gears of Chores bro."
"SUCKS TO BE YOU, DAAAWWWAYYYYNE!"

"DWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYNE, ARE YOU PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AGAIN!???!!?!?" - mother
"No mother, I am serving the empire. I shall finish the chores by late afternoon." - slave
by ThatOneKid.... April 18, 2010
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Red Cords

The term cords is the shortened form of Corduroy, from the french "Cord Du Roy" meaning Fabric of kings.

However, the French are renowned for their poor fashion sense, much like the Spackman, and therefore it's use in modern culture should be restricted to the following:
Nursing homes, Being buried in. (although most Kings would not even be seen dead in it.)

Corduroy is available in many colours. Generally the more bland the hue the more acceptable.(although still frowned upon in society)

Red cords are the ultimate fashion faux pas. FACT.
James: Myself is off to the races.
Rupert: James why are you wearing Red Cords? You Trouser Triangle! (whilst making the Internationally recognised Trouser Triangle symbol).
James: Go Kill Yourself
Luke: Banter Biter!
by Wordsmith Ru February 5, 2009
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chordle

(Chore-dul)
When a person feels like they wish to make a sound but can not think of a sound to make.
(walking incondesently)
"Chordle, Chordle, Chordle" etc.
by Anonmanomous June 10, 2007
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choads

two choads for the price of one.
two choads dont make a write.
by petrers lol April 13, 2005
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