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Chili Dog

The act of inserting a straw down ones urethra, preferably a male, then proceeding to use it as a funnel to insert crushed chili down the shaft
(in my experience, most funnels are too big, but you can go all out since it’s chili you moron)
that’s some big dick energy if you decide to make a Chili Dog then fuck a girl
by whipdabatrondidurmom April 19, 2019
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Chicago Chili Dog

When a guy shits on a girl's chest, then titty fucks her.
Those wacky Illinois people love to give their wives the ol Chicago Chili Dog.
by James Westen April 19, 2019
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Space Chili Dog

Having vigorous anal sex until feces is produced. Sliding your dog in-between her buns and making chili from Uranus (your anus).
Bro, I took Leslie back to my place last night and made a space chili dog.
by Mad B-Rad October 1, 2019
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Chili Cheese Dog

Chili Cheese Dog is a culinary delight in which person A slathers person B’s wang in molten Cheez Whiz person B then proceeds to stick his cheese covered wang Cheese Dog in person A’s waiting asshole. Person A, having eating a big bowl of Cincinatti Chili the night before, shits all over the cheese covered dong. Person A then enjoys a nice fresh Chili dog. Repeat as necessary.
Al: Hey Wollman, did you hear what Alex made brad for dinner last night?

Wollman: was it his famous Chili Cheese Dog
by Pink sock lollipop January 17, 2020
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Chattanooga chili dog

Where a man shits on a female's chest then proceeds to titty fuck her. Afterwards the female sucks him clean.
I fed my wife a Chattanooga chili dog. Afterwards she brushed her teeth.
by Dickfitzenbottom June 19, 2020
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Chili Dog

When someone sharts and you put your dick between their sharty cheeks.
My girlfriend is sick, so she let me chili dog her last night!
by Jaylovesdinos August 18, 2020
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Chili Dogging

Chili dogging is the process of slicing one penis open like a hotdog bun and putting another inside. Then you put a third penis in a meat grinder and grind it up like ground beef, laying the ground penis on top of the penis hotdog. You then take a third, homeless penis and scrape the smegma off, then have it cum on top.
by Cumbungus November 5, 2020
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