certified crashout

when Alexa gets blocked by her ex…

“Yo Alexa emailed her, texted her on text now, called her 160 times, cashapped her, sent letters in the mail, etc”

“damn she a certified crashout”

by mrs.crashdummy July 28, 2024

Certified Platinum

Something extremely legit and cool you respect and desire.

Omg look at that girls Nirvana shirt like heaven like certified platinum.

by MELISSAMURRAY November 11, 2012

Certified Cheeseboy

A hun magnet the definition of an alpha male usually the dudes with the vibe when they pull up niggas get mad because they hunnies start acting up. Most importantly Tho shall always life by the Gospel of future Hendrix

Brada di ding is if it ain't Certified Cheeseboys than it gotta go maaaayne

by Certified Cheeseboy November 22, 2021

pam certified

A female that takes dick in her pussy, ass, and mouth with a male vouching or certifying to that fact.

Boudreaux told Thibodeaux that Rebecca was Pam certified on their date this past weekend.

by Proffesor Scott February 1, 2017

Certified Lover Boy

Sundeep

“Didn’t Drake make that Certified Lover Boy album about Sundeep”

by SGill1202 September 3, 2021

Certified Yapper

A person who’s always spewing nonsense, bragging incessantly, and interrupting conversations with their unsolicited verbal diarrhea.

Watch out for that Certified Yapper at the bar. He'll talk your ear off about his “conquests” and job title, but everyone knows he's full of it and lives in his mom's basement

by CertifiedYapperMans June 12, 2024

M.F.A certified

M.F.A certified means Mutha Fucking Assassins M.F.A certified

She is a member of the MFA certified ! street name 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🤬😁😘
means Mutha Fucking Assassins M.F.A certified

by Sound the alarm 🚨 December 11, 2021