Certified CK

Certified Cervix Killer

Having a dick large enough to reach back bruise a cervix.

Mannnnn Becka that guy Gavin that fucked me last night was a Certified CK 😫

by Sketchster August 05, 2023

Certified Alpha Dilf

The man the myth the LEGEND joe bacchus, AKA the UK’s biggest stud who is the lengest guy to walk the Earth, he gets all the bitches and is the drippiest yute which gets the milfs hooked on him. All his mates are sardines so he has to carry the group with his handsome looks and massive muscles, making him the hottest DILF in town

No way! Is that joe bacchus? What a DILF
Certified Alpha Dilf is what u call someone like JB

by Joe Bacchhs February 17, 2022

Certified Smurf Puncher

Someone who got verified by the fda to be able to punch smurfs.

Guy 1: Yo I can't believe you're a Certified Smurf Puncher now!
Guy 2: Cool right? now just to find a village.

by ButterFlew June 23, 2022

big girl certified

To have proven you can get down and dirty with a big girl.

Also referred to as fat girl certified

“Damn chase is gettin big girl certified with that fat bitch”

“Damn baby you huge. I wanna get big girl certified with you”

by Mean mullet 69 February 21, 2021

Certified pre-owned child

A certified pre-owned child is a step child

Person a: Hey, I didn't know you had kids?
Person b: Hey

Yeah, this is my certified pre-owned child from my new marriage

by Mama trance July 21, 2023

Certified uvedoble

Literalmente being the best at everything just like Amin and @Troystn

Certified uvedoble of alh

by NigerianW November 18, 2022

Rizzler certified

When their rizz is achieved only by extensive education and hardwork, they be attracting all the educated hoes

Damn, Saif be Rizzler Certified with all the treeshes he’s been pulling

by PikaRizz May 23, 2023