Certified Bhaddie

Any Female Who 'Kidd Hydro' Calls A 'Bhaddie' Is Automatically Considered 'Certified' .. Which She Is Now A Certified Bhaddie

SHE AH CERTIFIED BHADDIE FOSHOE

by Kidd Hydro October 9, 2019

certified anal probe

When you stick your balls in ones rectum and jiggle around or do a ritual dance

Her:Why are your balls in My butt
Him:I'm doing my ritual dance just take it its called certified anal probe

by Chickenlicker2000 August 28, 2016

Certified pedofile

Dude look at Mathew squires

Making fun of others yet he’s a certified pedofile.

Look it’s MATHEW SQUIRES mad I called him out for making fun of trans community yet he’s a CERTIFIED PEDOFILE not only that he’s on the Austin list beware watch out hide your kids man. Not to mention. Austin serial killer suspect list

Look it’s MATHEW SQUIRES mad I called him out for making fun of trans gender, yet he’s a CERTIFIED PEDOFILE.

by 2pacsback1990 August 12, 2024

Certified Smurf Puncher

Someone who got verified by the fda to be able to punch smurfs.

Guy 1: Yo I can't believe you're a Certified Smurf Puncher now!
Guy 2: Cool right? now just to find a village.

by ButterFlew June 22, 2022

certified gas

meaning that a food/drink is amazing and gives the feeling of being full almost immediately.

"Man that burger is certified gas bro"

by The_8bit_Croc February 16, 2023

weave nation-certified

If someone says they are weave nation-certified, that means that they are REALLY good at dodging stuff. you can throw just about ANYTHING you got, but no matter what, they will ALWAYS dodge, left and right, up and down, horizontal and vertical. good luck trying to even hit them in a dodgeball game.

dude 1: bro, have you seen dude 3? he's a goddamn weave nation-certified fellow!
dude 2: yeah, i gotta agree with ya. he will definitely become HIM if he keeps training like dat.

by AdruyinarGaming January 15, 2024

Certified lover boy

A man who is incapable of growth and lacks maturity causing them to be romantically attracted to those of the same or lesser mental acuity as them, often times being a person much younger then them to an almost criminal degree.

"Certified lover boy? Certified pedophile. Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop."

by Legible Ghastino May 18, 2024