by anonymous September 14, 2021
Get the Lard Carpmug. The act of firmly cupping your hand around your butt hole while you pass gas, then quickly holding your hand to your mouth and licking it.
by boar man September 22, 2006
Get the criss-crossed carpmug. by ZoomPastThem December 28, 2019
Get the Carpmug. conyo way of saying "are you game?" because carps is short for carpet, carpet is synonymous to rug, and rug when spelled is read as "r u g," which sounds and looks like "are you g?"
a: dude i have kwento (dude i have a story)
a: meet later, are you carps?
b: anong carps (what do you mean carps)
a: yeah, as in carpet
b: anong gagawin ko sa carpet (what am i gonna do with a carpet)
a: rug
a: r u g?
a: are you g dude?
b: putangina mo (fuck you/your mom's a whore)
a: meet later, are you carps?
b: anong carps (what do you mean carps)
a: yeah, as in carpet
b: anong gagawin ko sa carpet (what am i gonna do with a carpet)
a: rug
a: r u g?
a: are you g dude?
b: putangina mo (fuck you/your mom's a whore)
by h4tdog March 11, 2021
Get the carpsmug. by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021
Get the Carpemug. by Brodudebrobro April 30, 2023
Get the Carp hairlinemug. by writerbylife December 4, 2019
Get the Carpe Diemingmug.