A seemingly beautiful older woman who is such a fox. A milf would be the least of your worries..This cougar fox is everything you would ever want in bed..plus she is married..have fun!
Teri is such a cougar fox. She has the looks of a fox but she is such a cougar at the same time! You would be lucky to have this cougar fox rip you apart.
by Dee Nutz December 22, 2013
Noodler of cougars, bangs MILFS, hits old trim.
One who has sexual intercourse with older, attractive women.
One who has sexual intercourse with older, attractive women.
by I Like Turtles 2 February 28, 2010
by masonthemissile November 13, 2022
A woman of cougar age (usually divorced, separated or unmarried). She doesn't hunt younger men. Instead she lusts at them and mentions it to her close friends and/or relatives in private.
Mom (in a whisper): "Meredith, you see those 5 guys over there? They're hot! Aren't they?"
Meredith: "OMG Mom!!! Those guys are all my age!!!"
Mom (still whispering): "Yeah, I know. But I'd love to get with one of 'em. Too bad I could never tell them that."
Meredith: "You're such a theoretical cougar"
Meredith: "OMG Mom!!! Those guys are all my age!!!"
Mom (still whispering): "Yeah, I know. But I'd love to get with one of 'em. Too bad I could never tell them that."
Meredith: "You're such a theoretical cougar"
by blacksburgcougee June 04, 2011
by brian seattle September 29, 2006
A vintage cougar is a cougar past her prime
For example, a vintage cougar is a single woman above the age of 60, who is still on the prowl for young men.
That lady is too old to be a cougar.
Right, she's a vintage cougar.
That lady is too old to be a cougar.
Right, she's a vintage cougar.
by 504GlobeTrotter December 20, 2010
when you wake up with the pubic hair of a middle aged woman (aka Cougar) glued to your face - variation of "gorilla mask"
by rizz12345 January 22, 2010