cooter bacon

Slang for abnormally large labia

Not quite meat curtains but cooter bacon to be sure.

by daredevil99 March 13, 2010

cooter goblin

A nasty little goblin that crawls up lesbians' vaginas after sleeping with a man. If left untreated causes necrosis and eventually may start a zombie crisis. If diagnosed, seek medical help, AND DO NOT FUCK/MURDER ALL YOUR FRIENDS!!

Beware the Cooter Goblin!! Abstinence is the only way!!!

by crusoe90 March 28, 2017

Cooter Gag

A Penis.

It was a low blow kicking him in the cooter gag.

by JDC54 February 7, 2009

Cooter safari

Is what you have to go on when u go down on a chick and realize her pussy hair is out of control and looks like a jungle.

I had to go on a cooter safari to just to be able to find the opening to her pussy.

by Assbark April 1, 2010

cooter feathers

Pubic hair which was missed during a grooming of the cooter region, and now is dangling past your panty line.

"She really should pluck those cooter feathers when she sunbaths by the pool."

by clrmind July 28, 2014

Cooter Fuzz

The left-over pubic hair at the bottom of the tub after a woman shaves her pussy bald.

I love when my old lady shaves her snatch bald, but she always leaves cooter fuzz in the tub.

by hotrod94 October 16, 2009

Cooter Chum

N: The blood stain left after having period (menstrual) sex

How disgusting, she left a cooter chum stain on the pool table at the party last night!

by OfGreatQuality July 9, 2011