BooBoo Blaster

When you cum in someone’s ass, and afterwards, they fart and blast the cum all over your stomach, dick, and balls

She gave me a booboo blaster after I blew my load in her ass.

by Major Peeler October 11, 2019

Ass Blaster

Where you insert a super soaker filled with cum into a woman's Ass and pull the trigger

"Bro I gave Landens mom an Ass Blaster last night"

by Mama kendig May 30, 2020

Glabby blaster

The act of dropping a giant dump from a tree over 20ft. In the air onto a group of people playing monopoly.

Man Sambone I noticed a group of people playing monopoly in the park, so I climbed the tallest tree near them and gave them the ol' glabby blaster!!

by shlemmy von farplestein May 27, 2017

shlong blaster

The Shlong Blaster is a devastating weapon of mass destruction used purely by meme gods and internet nerds, often used during heated online arguments that never have any real climax. The Shlong Blaster is the weapon of choice for users of online gaming, the weapon shoots imaginary THROBBING COCKS that discharge a leathal dose of a milky white substance. The Shlong Blaster is an effective tool to use when online conflicts are getting out of hand.

"Come at me bitch, I'll use my Shlong Blaster on you!"

by mentos4Dayz November 2, 2017

boston blaster

when you spray shit on your partners chest

give me a boston blaster

by blastermotions November 11, 2017

Dawn Blaster

Sexual intercourse first thing when you wake up. May not be at dawn, but certainly before breakfast. Usually on a week day.

I woke up with the Missus' mouth on my cock early this morning, had a great dawn blaster.

by TidyUnderpants February 23, 2017

Clit blaster

After gently violating the vaginal orifice, the woman clitoris is violently ravished through means of digital or oral stimulation, causing a plethera of ejaculate.

Im currently doing laundry because of the mess that chick made after I gave her the clit blaster.

by TASHAK July 24, 2016