baram

Fagt.

Comes from me.

"Gawd, what a Baram."

by Kelley April 9, 2004

bahama mama

A sausage made by the Schmidt's family Sausage Haus in Columbus, Ohio. The Bahama Mama is advertised as being a spicy smoked sausage, they even have a Mild Mama for those who can't handle the heat of the Bahama Mama.

Only, the Bahama Mama is one of the most tasteless bland food products that you could ever have the misfortune of eating.

Schmidt's offering a "less" spicy version (the Mild Mama) of the Bahama Mama is like offing a less alcoholic version of bottled spring water.

That fat, buck-toothed, nappy headed ho is about as hot as a Bahama Mama.

by Dublinsaab February 26, 2008

Bahamian pig-sticker

A sexual position "coined" by the ever inventive Phineas J. Flippenstanz in his memoirs "Events Pertaining to the Life and Advancement of Phineas J. Flippenstanz, Esq." of his 1874 journey to the Bahamas to witness the transit of Venus from an agreeable clime. According to said memoirs the Bahamian pig-sticker is "that position wherein the female arranges her quarters in the matter of a blissfully ignorant Bahamian pig fitfully drunk on nickel-barrel rum, while the male arranges his necessarily engorged member such that the shadow cast thereby resembles most closely that of the Bahamian pig-sticker before the slaughter. A most enjoyable, if noisy, bout of sexual congress is all but guaranteed to ensue."

"Having tired of the mere hundreds of standard sexual positions contained in the Kama Sutra and internet, Eustace and Charlie, on a recommendation from their vicar, attempted and greatly enjoyed the Bahamian pig-sticker."

by Aeneas Flippenstanz III December 9, 2008

Bahamia

Go on a vacation in the Bahamas and then take a boat to go to Miami

Do the Bahamia: Take the royal caribbean to visit the Bahamas during your stay in Miami.

by Nihan March 4, 2009

bajammers

comfy hello kitty jammes

tonight i will put on my bajammers

by soul_blade77 November 24, 2003

badamsing

a mysterious unknown character of middle eastern origin refered to by anyone tryin to make a funny made-up story on the spot

me: dude have you heard about badamsing?
someguy: naaa man tell me
me: rumor has it he stared in the worlds first interracial porn video
someguy: no way!

by kye.who.wat.does.drugs October 28, 2007

Baam...take that!

An expression of extreme happiness after a tough task has been accomplished.

You have just sold another car for Evans Halshaw.
"Baam...take that!".

by oioipricey August 14, 2009