Bachelore

Tall tales of people who graduated from college but never got their Masters or Phd.

Naked girls covered in chocolate frosting, and other Bachelore made me understand why Gary became a campus cook instead of pursuing his Masters.

by D. Goode August 02, 2016

Bachelor Disc

A cheap, but satisfactorily filling, meal of frozen pizza. Can be consumed any time of day, preferably with malt liquor. Terminology popular in Wisconsin, the de facto frozen pizza capital.

Hey Peckerwoodchuck! Wanna grab breakfast?

Nah, not today. I'm busy until mid-2099 and just had a bachelor disc anyway.

by GeunterMcBeunter March 21, 2025

The Bachelor

This national addiction to a reality TV show threatens to overtake the popularity of the Melbourne cup.

Don't believe it? There's a Sportsbet on the contestants of 2019.

Yolanda: "Research shows that The Bachelor and the rest of reality television has good nutritional value, contrary to popular belief. It makes you feel like you're better than the people on those shows."
*sits down on the couch at 7pm to watch people locked in a mansion fighting each other*

by fuelledbysatan August 14, 2019

bachelor tree

A Christmas tree exceeding no more than 4 feet in height and $10 per foot. Purely symbolic. On Christmas morning any presents placed under the tree are stored and then transported to the closest relatives house who has a real family. The only gift to one's self under a bachelor tree is a case of beer.

Just set up the bachelor tree, time to get drunk and hate myself.

by sssshake December 14, 2014

bachelor

a male bird or mammal without a mate, especially one prevented from breeding by a dominant male.

The young male elk was a bachelor, unable to challenge the dominant bull for mating rights.

by Arminkshipper August 06, 2024

bachelor bracket

A group of friends watch ABC’s “The Bachelor” and guess who’s gonna win. It’s like an NCAA basketball bracket where contestants are eliminated each week.

Hey girls, let’s do a bachelor bracket! Personally, I think Rachel’s gonna win because she’s the prettiest.

by Rusty687 January 03, 2021