axel is the most caring and loving person you can meet. he puts him self before others and is very lovable GET AN AXEL!!
by ilovetojumpoffcliffs February 05, 2022
The name of a Person who loves to be present at every single party. Axel can typically be found at your local after hours spot drinking light beer out of a solo cup that he acquired from someone else . This individual has clearly never had a job in sales which is evident by his inability to close with the opposite sex. He is swiftly friendzoned by 99% of women he meets but allegedly kissed a girl in 7th grade. Despite his greatest endeavors to engage with women, he simply cannot manage to come into contact with the female genitalia. This guy has struck out more times at the bar than Jose Conseco. In Layman terms, you have a better chance of getting laid with Bill Cosby as your wingman. Unfortunately, The female reproductive system simply eludes him. A mediocre DJ at best, he can be seen spinning at every party past 4 am although he has never had a gig at a legitimate venue in his career. No one knows where he actually lives but he is notorious for passing out at your place in the middle of the party with the nearest couch being his personal sleeping preference. He has been labeled as a serial couch surfer after several repeat offenses. On the contrary, Axel is widely considered a good guy by most and can get you into any club for free but has never actually been seen buying a drink inside. This character goes out and parties every single night but ironically still somehow manages to leave empty handed. Axel simply gets NO BUNS.
Adam: Bro , who is that dude that just got curves by those girls at the bar”?
Mike: Oh don’t worry about him that’s just Axel. Axel gets no buns
Mike: Oh don’t worry about him that’s just Axel. Axel gets no buns
by NotoriouSief March 18, 2022
Originally meaning "father of peace", Axel is very down-to-earth and simplistic. He can always have his comedic moments and maybe even make harsh jokes at times, but he also has a good place in his heart even if he may not admit it. He has a very great sense of humor and an overall great atmosphere. Whenever he's around people, he can and will become very likable, so making friends is one of his specialties. He loves playing video games and can get addicted. His curious mind allows him to ask countless questions as well. He also is GREAT boyfriend material by being really cute and sweet even if it's in the most concise words while also being very funny. Oh, and he loves sports and is VERY good at them.
by stephj1102 December 07, 2024
Originally meaning "father of peace", Axel is very down-to-earth and simplistic. He can always have his comedic moments and maybe even make harsh jokes at times, but he also has a good place in his heart even if he may not admit it. He has a very great sense of humor and an overall great atmosphere. Whenever he's around people, he can and will become very likable, so making friends is one of his specialties. He loves playing video games and can get addicted. His curious mind allows him to ask countless questions as well. He also is GREAT boyfriend material by being really cute and sweet even if it's in the most concise words while also being very funny. Oh, and he loves sports and is VERY good at them.
by stephj1102 December 07, 2024
by Samueltallheight October 20, 2021
Axel is the sweetest and not to mention hottest guy , he loves sports and is kinda rood at first but once you meet him he is the kindest and a leader he will do anything to impress the one Girl and who ever the girl is , is the luckiest girl because an Axel is hard to get and there’s one in the list for me
by Baxel April 18, 2019