Aunt Jemima

a woman's period, that time of the month

Aunt Jemima is here, so nothing for you tonight.

by Teddy Bundy July 26, 2006

Aunt Janie

A very evil, narrowminded person who thinks they are always right.

That Aunt Janie bitch thinks she can tell me what to do.

by Eric Jones August 29, 2008

Aunt Jemima

A coloured pancake lady who, with the a gap in her front teeth, and the right hair style, can look like Condolessa Rice. In the earlier sketches of Auntie Jemima she is an older woman, but as society became more demanding the picture has been modified to a sexy woman at the tender age of 70. Her "syrup" is really all the "-glouscoses" mixed with water.

It is a common misconception that Aunt Jemima is married to Uncle Ben (hence their daughter Condolessa Rice), but she is actually a lesbien and is with Betty Crocker... now THAT'S some food for though!

by kuckapoo December 14, 2008

Aunt Suzie

verb.The act of awkwardly nestling your head in the length of the shoulder to the head during a hug.Occasionally making subtle moaning sounds.

"Dude what took you so long!?"
"Sorry bro,but I got stuck gettin an Aunt Suzie from Dale before I left"
"Guy is either really funny or really creepy"

by DrRodimus September 14, 2011

Aunt Margaret

The time of the month when a woman's period occurs.

I was hoping to wear that tight white dress until Aunt Margaret came to visit.

by JYoPDiddy February 11, 2010

Aunt Jemima

a sexual pleasuring when the man pours Aunt Jemima Syrup on his penis and than fucks the girl with it. He than eats her out and eats the Aunt Jemima from her vagina.

Yo man, i took that broad in that room and gave her the old Aunt Jemima.

I'd like to Aunt Jemima the shit out of her.

by Christian Dileo January 17, 2009

Lanedog's Aunt

The ugliest person in a group of women or a family. Usually has a very man-like face, with short hair and hideous glasses. Is very quiet, and has a deep voice, so you can't really figure out if they're female. May have to pluck their chin hair often.

Dude, that group of chicks was fly but the one on the left was Lanedog's Aunt. I could of sworn I heard her bark.

by campos laney jones March 19, 2009