roffs attack

when one is laughing so hard that they momenterily lose control over their body

omg dude is that guy having a seizure???
no dude it just looks like a roffs attack

by bob3540945723160 January 13, 2010

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Snack Attack

Someone who looks good all the time. So good they're almost unbearable to look at. And you know damn good and well they about to steal your mans.

"Ohhhhh she lookin like a snack!"

"Nah she a mother f-ing snack attack!!"

by TexasDally October 17, 2018

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A Radish attack

A radish attack is when a red head slaps his balls across your face at night and yells “radish slap”

jim: hey did you hear what happened at the party last night?

molly: no what happened?
jim: anthony fell asleep and got a radish attack from ryan

by stellamekenize May 17, 2021

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When a seeming inanimate and/or stationary piece of sidewalk jumps up and hits an individual leaving a mark remarkably similar to that which would be result of falling on said sidewalk. Almost exclusively happens to heavily inebriated people very early in the morning just after the bars closed. Closely related to the attack coffee table, attack wall, attack bench attack toilet, attack door and attack light post.

Bunny: OMG!!! Bambi, what happened to your face?!?!?!?

Bambi: You won't believe this! Last night after the bars closed I was walking home with that hottie I met, the sidewalk just reared up and whacked me right in the face!!!

Bunny: No WAY!!!! Maybe you were drunk and you just fell.

Bambi: WAY!!!! I wasn't drunk and I didn't fall. I swear it was an attack sidewalk!

by OdiesRant January 29, 2010

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