asian fury

a brief moment of bi-polarness of extreme rage against another.
only available to asians and part asians.

TJ-"Erik, that Tyler Hill kid keeps talking to your girl."
ERIK-"Cunt nipple dick! fuck him dude im going to use my asian fury and molest him with my fucking anus, BREEEE RARWWWW!"

by libby laaa my wang bitch October 24, 2007

Asian posse

The phenomenon by which all the Asians you know also know each other. An Asian Posse is a large group of Asians who are super tight and hang out almost exclusively with each other. Asians without a posse often feel left out, and white people are just baffled how they do it.

1: I never see Sun Li around her dorm anymore...what gives?
2: She found an Asian Posse and now she's always with them.

by Tape McFly June 14, 2007

Asian Windmill

The process of performing the 69 position (partners placing their mouthes on each others naughty spots) while doing cartwheels.

Last night this chick let me do the Asian Windmill with her.

by yes man 22 December 18, 2011

Asian Fart

A liquid, not a gas

After my first three days in Bangkok, I was blowing asian farts so often that I ran out of clean underwear

by undiesj October 12, 2011

asian peas

Especially small and cute breasts that many Asian women have, essentially consisting of just small, pea-like nipples. Not to be confused with Asian beans, which have longer, eraser-like nipples.

That girl has the cutest Asian peas! I just love how her nipples sit there on her very perpendicular chest.

by vlotty June 9, 2014

Asian Goldfarmer

An asian that spends their whole life on World of Warcraft farming gold and hacking accounts.

Dude I bought gold, and a damn asian goldfarmer hacked my account!

by xohbabyx15 March 14, 2011

asian doubt

Originally created to describe Ming’s actions, “Asian doubt” is the inability for an Asian to act on his or her feelings and instincts because he or she over thinks too much and begins to doubt him or herself. This is most assuredly applicable in terms of 1) asking a girl or guy out on a date or 2) almost anything Asians do. That’s why Asians are stereotyped as submissive and pushovers, it’s because of this transition phase from thinking about doing something and actually doing it that causes Asians to doubt themselves.

Will: Yo Ming! Lets chill with the homies and play some b-ball!

Ming: I'm going to study at the library all night and obsess over Harvey.

Will: You serious?! Asian doubt~~

by alethian December 9, 2008