Arse-Pumped

The heavily worn-out state of a female's genetalia or anus following an intensive love-making thrashing.

Yeah it was a great night, Kelly's tuna canoe looked arse-pumped by the time I dropped her home.

by Zonal K June 23, 2018

arse licking

An act, often sexual, whereby a being (human or other) proceeds to lap, stab or flick the poopy hole of another using their tongue.

Luke whispered softly into leia's ear "I can't wait to give you a good arse licking tonight".

by Bambi Legz August 10, 2016

Arse dandruff

also known as poo-flakes and Butt crumbs.

small specks of poo that fall down on to the toilet seat while wiping. Particularly visible on white toilet seats (but carpets do an excellent job of concealing them). Usually observed among those with hairy cracks and high-fibre diets.

Son: Dad, did Uncle Jim come to visit again?
Father: Yes, why do you ask?
Son: I saw some arse dandruff on the toilet seat.

by coazeau July 29, 2012

fiddle arse

To stuff around, waste time, achieve not much,

As in " Hey mate, what are you up to this arvo?

And the reply " Oh not much, I'm just gonna fiddle arse around , playing a bit of guitar, browsing through Facebook "

by RonniP April 14, 2017

Dick in the arse

''Dick in the arse''is a term used by a group of people in the Donaghmede/Bayside area of Dublin. To describe anything from falling over,stubbing your toe to a person not being a decent person. Or in may cases used just to describe the weather.
Origins of way the term is used is unknown

that chap just skipped the Q ''dick in the arse''

you walk out your front door its raining out ''dick in the arse

by Chad Fire Engine Uranum November 10, 2013

Le Arse

Arsenal football club. As defined by fans of other clubs usually.

Le Arse lost versus Manchester United today.

by Lizsss February 17, 2008

arse-holiness

When someone is such an extreme arsehole, that other arseholes are compelled to worship their greatness

by morningwood faerie February 5, 2003