Accidental Neymar syndrome

A genetic disease that can be controlled if practiced.It is a effect that make you feel and be like neymar for a short amount of time while playing a game of football.

'Bro I swear I got accidental neymar syndrome' or 'are you sure you don't have accidental neymar syndrome

by Fettfuhtikleyang February 14, 2025

Accidental Flex

When you flex by accident or you didnt mean it.

A: Bro why did you destroyed the dumbells ?
B: Sorry, got massives gains recently, didnt meen to accidental flex.

by Bill_Claymore March 8, 2023

accidental suicide

when you accidentally kill yourself

kelly: ever heard of an accidental suicide?
billy: no?
kelly: fuckin idiot

by ur dads clit August 16, 2023

Accidental Humor

What happens when someone says something "serious," but it's so off-base, erroneous, wrong or goofy that people laugh at it anyway.

A. Did you hear Trump saying he knows more than the Doctors and the World Health Organization about the COVID-19 epidemic?

B. Yeah, I had to laugh at him. Accidental Humor at its finest.

Jill: Did you hear Candy going on about Right To Life being a "Christian Duty?"

Kathy: Yeah. Now she's pregnant and begging for an abortion.

Jill: Talk about "Accidental Humor..."

by The Third Jay Guy April 6, 2020

Accidental duck

When you slip into the wrong hole because it's to big

We were fucking doggy style and I was a little and hit her with the accidental duck.

by The Creator 42 February 25, 2017

accidental reverse blumpkin

A female is sitting on the toilet as her male lover is exiting the shower that she had occupied only moments ago. She had a turtle head poking its unruly neck out due to the deep dicking she had received in the shower prior to this. As the male passes the female she gobbles down his penis in the heat of passion they were still clearly still in. This is something that is in general unplanned and considered highly taboo. However, the two people had in fact not only been in the act of the reverse blumpkin but, had done so accidentally. Hence the accidental reverse blumpkin. The two never spoke of it again. Both feeling ashamed of committing such a perverted act.

I bet they didn't see that accidental reverse blumpkin coming before they hopped in the shower like a couple of wild dogs in heat. Its ok, Jesus still loves them....

by madmike135 July 30, 2018

Accidental Dig

When you wipe your butt a little to aggressively and your finger digs through the paper and causes pain.

Man, I was on the shitter and had an accidental dig. Now my butthole hurts.

by Tanner mcmuffin August 10, 2018