Aussie DJ

Like a normal DJ (Scratching on the turn-table)but down under. Usually explained using demonstration. A slang term for stimulating a woman's clit. (Flicking the bean, feeding the pony etc.)

What you didnt get a shag? Well did you at least give her the Aussie DJ?

by DJ Dunc May 22, 2007

Aussie Slang

Aussie Slang is a mix of obviousity and Cockney rhyming slang.
Beer becomes amber liquid, Shark becomes Noah's Ark and so on.

In aussie slang "I'm gunna gyp that gutless wonder" means "I'm going to trick that coward"

by glaires April 5, 2010

aussie asshole

One of many Australian guys screaming at you on the 1 minute TV infomercial asking you to buy their product. 'ONLY NOINTEEN-NOINTY-NOINE!! AN' THAS NAHT AHLL!!! IF YA' BWIE EET NOW WE'LL EVEN THRO' IN... My Question: Why in the fuck are they all from Australia?

AYE MATE!!! IT'S THE AUSSIE ASSHOLE 'ERE AGANE. IT'S THE FOOKING JUPITAH JACK!!! IT ALLAWS YA TO TALK ON YO FOOKING FONE IN YO FOOKING CAH!!

by Florida Sunshine November 14, 2009

afsos only

When feel pity on someone.
Mostly used in Counter strike
Started in IITM

afsos only man
Cant help it afsos only

by Serial killer March 31, 2005

autoshartphyxiation

The combination of sharting yourself while in the act of asphyxiation.

It's hard to find a toothless hooker to help me with autoshartphyxiation.

by autoreverseaudio November 29, 2007

Aussie math

Phrase used when math calculations are not exact, but close enough.

Danny: that animation sequence you gave me was a little bit long.

Andrew: Your right mate...it was off by 18 frames.

Danny: Oh you were using Aussie math.

Andrew: Close enough..she'll be 'right.

by Yoonibomber November 12, 2009

Aussie

A member of the female race who possesses disproportionately unattractive above-the-waist features compared to the "Southern hemisphere" of her body, i.e. legs and ass

"Dude, that chick is hot!"

"Nah man, she's just an Aussie... Keep your gaze low, though, and she'll do just fine."

by Bigwetbutt February 13, 2010