fiber attack

An urgent and somewhat surprising evacuation of the bowels.

Those frosted mini wheats sure gave me one hell of a fiber attack.

by Archibald Sanisac June 21, 2008

Ryan attack

Stuttering followed by an abrupt end to a sentence by laughter

I just had a Ryan attack

by Ryan’s pal February 7, 2020

roffs attack

when one is laughing so hard that they momenterily lose control over their body

omg dude is that guy having a seizure???
no dude it just looks like a roffs attack

by bob3540945723160 January 13, 2010

Tampon attack

To loose your shit. Have a hissy fit.

"There's no carling at the pub" said Phil.
"Oh no, Garry's gonna have a tampon attack when he gets here".

by JollyGhost March 28, 2022

A Radish attack

A radish attack is when a red head slaps his balls across your face at night and yells “radish slap”

jim: hey did you hear what happened at the party last night?

molly: no what happened?
jim: anthony fell asleep and got a radish attack from ryan

by stellamekenize May 17, 2021

Tingle Attack

A tingling sensation that overwhelms you and makes you dance till you squirt.

Hes not having a seizure, thats a tingle attack.

by A_WORTHLESS_POTATO March 17, 2019

Heart Attack

When an average insecure 14-year-old white girl discovers that a really really cute, or a really ugly boy, has a crush on her.

Some cool dude: "Your cute"

Girl: "I-I think I'm having a heart attack, call an ambulance." *faints*

by an idiot defines... April 28, 2019