Kid throws his dad a basketball
Random woman: That child is gonna be a pro athlete
*Gets gets the ball aggressive swung at his face
Random woman: That child is gonna be a pro athlete
*Gets gets the ball aggressive swung at his face
by Hebrew122 November 1, 2021
Get the That child is gonna be a pro athletemug. Calling athletes champions does them justice and honors them, but once people start telling them they are superhuman, or that everyone should worship them as a role model, it doesn't just fuck with their heads, but it's also bullshit. Not everybody needs to be told who their role models should be (first responders and athletes come to mind as the ones the media often picks) since not everybody dreamed of being an athlete as a kid. You have a range of things from astronaut to truck driver to ice sculptor that kids wanted to be when they grew up, and really what is true to you is what will make you happy, but it won't always make everybody else happy, and that doesn't really matter. Tough love can sometimes help somebody believe that they're as human as everyone else without giving up on themselves.
Some kids have wanted to be an athlete their entire life, and they stuck with it, which is great, but they're not above the rest of us, any more than any one of the rest of us is above them. Every kid is different, so not every kid needs the same role model in life.
by The Original Agahnim August 3, 2021
Get the Athletemug. A Place where students take Instagram story photos infront of a school restroom mirror and the Athletes harrassing the special kids
by CocofofoRohoMaho22 January 14, 2022
Get the Trifling Athletesmug. A Veve digital collectible app user who has reached a minimum of 50 collectibles, 100 comics, 10 sets and 1000 followers.
by Veve Indian August 17, 2022
Get the Veve Athletemug. A person who practices the sport of navigating obstacles by running, jumping and climbing, known as Parkour.
Person 1: Are you into any sports?
Person 2: I'm more of an urban athlete.
P1: Whats that?
P2: I like to try and navigate landscapes in a quicker than normal and unconventional manner.
Person 2: I'm more of an urban athlete.
P1: Whats that?
P2: I like to try and navigate landscapes in a quicker than normal and unconventional manner.
by JacobBeau99 March 15, 2022
Get the urban athletemug. Someone who can do anything.
An individual who has a constant urge to send it.
When someone stands out in any way wether or not athleticism is required.
Rapid finesser
A great way to stroke the ego
Shapeshifter
An individual who has a constant urge to send it.
When someone stands out in any way wether or not athleticism is required.
Rapid finesser
A great way to stroke the ego
Shapeshifter
Bobby is an athlete for talking to all the girls.
Top sales this month, what an Athlete!
How did you get to become such an athlete?
Top sales this month, what an Athlete!
How did you get to become such an athlete?
by Splash King May 12, 2022
Get the Athletemug. Dunfermline Athletic F.C are a nasty little club in the shitehole known as fife.
In this little town there's a nasty little football park called east end park where the groundsman can't even defrost the pitch on a saturday morning. this horrifying little place is home to a group of creatures known as Fifers, these weird little gremlins hide in burrows known as schemes usually equipped with a bottle of buckfast or tracksuit. if you see these creatures in any other part of the world you must notify authorities immediately.
In this little town there's a nasty little football park called east end park where the groundsman can't even defrost the pitch on a saturday morning. this horrifying little place is home to a group of creatures known as Fifers, these weird little gremlins hide in burrows known as schemes usually equipped with a bottle of buckfast or tracksuit. if you see these creatures in any other part of the world you must notify authorities immediately.
by Cillmaster March 22, 2023
Get the Dunfermline Athletic F.Cmug.