How does this affect Glenn?

When learning of a situation or issue, and in reality if has no real effect on you or your life.

When I heard about the bus route being permanently cancelled I asked “How does this affect Glenn?”

by Shrav2112 December 26, 2023

The John Cena Affect

The time when you start to like the first person you meet on a dating app and it feels like you just got RKOed by John Cena

Home Boy: Omg, In in love with this girl I found on eHarmony!

Me: Mhm, when did you talk to her

Home Boy: Yesterday

Me: You just got hit with the John Cena Affect

by Whale_Boss69 May 9, 2017

Placebo Affect

The look on your face when somebody is talking about something you don't care about, but you want to seem interested.

He was prattling on about CrossFit during our date, so I had to give him the placebo affect since he's so hot and I heard he's hung.

by paramedico987 July 30, 2017

the turtleneck affect

the turtleneck affect is when any man buys a turtle neck, once a man puts a turtle neck on he will start using lotion,washing his hands,getting his nails done,doing his eyebrows, etc. fellas if you see a man wearing a turtle neck do not hesitate to take that shit off of him. the prime example of the turtleneck affect is drake.

hey man, have you seen that john has been using lostion ever since he bought that turtleneck?
yeah bro it’s the turtleneck affect

what’s that?
the turtleneck affect is when a guy buys a turtleneck and he starts washing his hands,using lotion etc.

by bigdawgmike August 17, 2021

pseudobulbar affect

another way to say it's funny

LMAOOO THIS VIDEO GIVES ME THE PSEUDOBULBAR AFFECT I- DJJDJFJDKZKZBJSInznd

by loyal lulu November 2, 2020

Accented Text Affect

When you read something to yourself in a specific accent based on the style of which it was written.

"I would like to speak to the proprietor of this establishment." I bet you read that with a british accent. That's called the Accented Text Affect.

by Jack Flap December 10, 2018

Public Disposable of Affection (PDA)

To publicly ditch your feelings towards someone through sexual intercourse. This is the most recommended way to cure horniness, it is 100% recommended by most doctors. Public Disposable of Affection (PDA)
Why like a person when you can just go straight and PDA them? Very effective no need for those embarrassing confessions.

It was a G/C lesson and we were discussing sex so my teacher demonstrated Public Disposable of Affection (PDA) on me in front on the class and I got stds, but I liked it.

I caught my neighbor practicing Public Disposable of Affection (PDA) on his dog.

My cousin and I love each other and I know it's incest and we knew society would be against it but we did PDA

I PDAed my younger sister's boyfriend because he knew he was mine.

by sasha.at May 28, 2022